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Gozaru’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited building powers and the ability to ride a pig into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Creeper King, who challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot. And don’t forget about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where brave players can test their skills by riding the dragon through a fiery obstacle course.

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Goodbye Gozaru, hello epicness!

LicketySplit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3380	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5383	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to have a building competition, but instead of building houses, they built giant statues of chickens wearing top hats. And that’s just a taste of the madness that awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the floss. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the rainbow diamond. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs Euros when you can have all this craziness right here? lick lick lick See you in the game, fellow adventurers! lick lick lick

GayCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where you can experience all the juicy gossip and relationship drama just like this wild story!

Meet gym addicts, straight men obsessed with their glutes, and girlfriends who accuse their boyfriends of cheating with men after taking too much pre-workout. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to witness the most outrageous stories and scandals unfold right before your eyes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft love triangle or a heated argument over body hair grooming preferences. Don’t miss out on the drama – join our server today!

StepMomma Drama

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family secrets, unexpected children, and heated arguments!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game spouse has a secret child that may or may not be yours. Will you choose to take in this mysterious child and raise them as your own, or will you stand your ground and refuse to expand your Minecraft family?

With twists and turns at every corner, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family members or uncover hidden secrets about your Minecraft friends!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected plot twists. Just remember, in this Minecraft world, anything is possible – even finding out you have a secret child in the game!

PixelPervs: Crafting Kinks & Creepers

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your unique fetishes? Look no further, because on our server, we have a fetish for EVERYTHING! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to creating elaborate rollercoasters made entirely out of cake, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and discover your inner fetish as you explore our wacky world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and talking trees. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden dungeon where players dress up as their favorite vegetables and engage in epic battles for the title of “Supreme Broccoli King.”

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your freak flag fly high as you indulge in all your wildest fantasies. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

ShingleCraft: Mind Bender

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that if you have had shingles in the past, you are 20% more likely to forget where you put your diamonds! it’s like a built-in memory loss feature for added challenge! join now and see if you can remember where you left your house or if you even built one in the first place! who needs cognitive function when you have a pickaxe and a dream?!

European Legendary SMP

Claimblocks, Cross-Play, Customenchants, Economy, European, EvenMoreFish, Legendary, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Randomtp, Simpletpa, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8924	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to European Legendary SMP Season 1!

We have many funny and interesting plugins, example McMMO, ClaimBlocks, CustomEnchants, EvenMoreFish, SimpleTPA, RandomTP and alot more !

Come and join with us and enjoy with others!

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ChainsawCraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ShionCraft SMP: The Resurrection of Shion

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DadDrama Senior Night

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Animals Bred:	144	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation in real life? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can build a virtual family with supportive grandparents and figure skating buddies who will always have your back. No more worrying about who should walk you on senior nights – on our server, everyone is family and everyone is celebrated!

Join now and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn while eating virtual ice cream. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!