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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3570 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 280 | Emeralds Found: | 3087 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.
So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!
