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””30s+ Post Hags Minecraft Server””

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Crops Grown:	7537	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers? Join our server and meet a community of post hags who are over 30s! These seasoned players bring a whole new level of sass and skill to the game. From building elaborate castles to trolling creepers with their expert moves, these post hags will show you how it’s done. Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join now and become part of the most fabulous and fierce group of players in the Minecraft universe!

SwordCraft Online Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Astral Projections Made:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!

FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ores Mined:	3466	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to demand you cater to us like a certain father-in-law! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those with newborns and demanding in-laws.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family without the added pressure of wondering what you need to do to take care of others. Our goal is to have fun and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama.

So come on in and leave the real-life stress behind. Who needs a glass of water when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let’s build some blocky memories together!

ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

CheatCodeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ores Mined:	9990
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play fair? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have cheat codes for everyone to use, because who needs to play by the rules anyway?

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying around like a majestic unicorn, spawning in endless amounts of diamonds, and turning all your enemies into harmless chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you enter the secret cheat code, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

ZombieJobsMC

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	841151
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Items Found:	6875
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimension Hops:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where zombies just mindlessly attack you? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve put those zombies to work! That’s right, these undead dudes are now serving up some serious skills, like farming, building, and even giving haircuts (they’re surprisingly good with shears). Join us and witness the zombie uprising… in a totally helpful way! Who knew the zombie apocalypse could be so productive?

CraftyComradesMC

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Potions Brewed:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9925	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1801	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Potions Brewed:	59
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

QueenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Buildings Constructed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!