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FurryCraft: Where Minecraft meets furfaggotry in the most hilarious way possible!

artist, Character, furfaggotry, Furrycraft, hilarious, important, Lesson, long trail tags, meets, Minecraft, Never, Path, tags, Trust

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Votes:	5502
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9708
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become part of a community that will make you question all your life choices! Our server is so wild, it turned someone into a furfaggot! But don’t worry, we promise not to lead you down that same path…probably. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and life lessons you’ll learn on our server. Just remember, trust no one, except maybe our friendly moderators who are definitely not secretly plotting to overthrow the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos and questionable decisions!

PunkCraft: Where every block is a suplex and every creeper is a heel turn!

best in the world, BLOCK, Chicago, cm punk, controversial, creeper, cult of personality, heel, Indie Wrestling, MMA, outspoken, Phil Brooks, pipebomb, professional wrestling, PunkCraft, Shooter, Straight Edge, suplex, trailblazer, Turn, ufc, wrestling, wrestling champion, wrestling icon, wrestling legend, wwe

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as CM Punk in a wrestling ring! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a true shooter in the Minecraft world. Our community is full of hardcore players who are always ready to rumble, just like CM Punk himself. So if you’re ready to bring the smackdown to your fellow gamers and show off your skills, this is the place to be. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft champion and earn the respect of all the players in the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers vs. Blocky Heroes: The Ultimate Showdown!

Audience, battle, blocky, challenge, Community, comparison, Competition, Crafty, CREEPERS, Entertainment, First Person Shooter, Future, Gaming, Heroes, Impact, Industry, Marvel, multiplayer, overwatch, Rivals, showdown, speculation, success, Superheroes, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Emeralds Found:	6954	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for epic battles between Marvel superheroes and Overwatch heroes as they fight for supremacy in the ultimate showdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ADD ADHD Craft: Where even the most baked players can’t scroll past the fun!

ADD, adhd, attention span, baked, Craft, digital age, Digital Detox, distraction, Focus, Fun, information overload, internet, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, online behavior, Players, screen time, scroll, Scrolling, scrolling habits, self-control, self-discipline, social media, Technology, Thread

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a giant rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about our exclusive mini-game where you have to race against a pack of evil villager zombies riding pigs? The winner gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you around the server in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. Just be careful not to accidentally blow up the dance floor!

So come join us on our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled parkour course, then maybe you’re not cut out for this wild and zany server!

Blocky LOLcraft: Mine, Build, LOL! #CryptoFun

base chain, Blockchain, blocky, BUILD, Burn, Collectibles, cryptocurrency, CryptoFun, decentralized, digital art, digital assets, erc20, innovation, let’s create, lol, LolCraft, Mint, NFT Marketplace, Pepe NFTs, Purchase, Random, REWARD, smart contracts, Technology, unique feature

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Emeralds Found:	6834	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has the ability to mint random Pepe NFTs! That’s right, while you’re building your epic creations, you could also be snagging some rare Pepe NFTs to add to your collection. But here’s the twist – each purchase could result in the NFT being randomly burned or rewarded! It’s like playing a game of NFT roulette every time you buy one. Who knows what kind of crazy Pepe you’ll end up with? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem!

Minecraft QuirkCraft: Boku No Hero Academia Edition

Academia, action, Anime, Bakugo, Boku, boku no hero academia, Edition, Fight, final battle, Friends, Hero, Heroes, heroes vs villains, injured, INTENSE, left behind, Manga, Minecraft, Ochako, Powers, QuirkCraft, sacrifice, Shoto, showdown, Suspense, teamwork, Villains

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchantments Applied:	236
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crops Grown:	3954
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the final battle is about to go down! Bakugo, Shoto, and Ochako are all out of commission – looks like they partied too hard at the block party last night!

But fear not, because we have a secret weapon on our server – a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will lead us to victory with his powerful pecking skills. Join now and witness the epic showdown between players and mobs as we fight for control of the ultimate diamond castle!

Don’t be left behind like Bakugo, Shoto, and Ochako – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary Notchbeard the Pirate!

Zombie Family Fun Land

Beginning, children, counterpart, death, Disney, emotions, family, Fun, funny, Grief, Land, Loss, Memories, Movie, psycho killer, sadder, Sadness, shark, stereotype, Tragedy, Watching, Wife, zombie

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	4250	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling sharks that are actually Disney villains in disguise. Watch out for the psycho killer stereotype lurking around every corner, ready to make your Minecraft experience more intense than ever before.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of lols and hilarious moments to keep you entertained. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

55% white, 97, 97.43, American, Average, average IQ, avg IQ, country rankings, CraftyCreeperz, ethnically homogenous, European countries, low IQ groups, norway, Score, Smarter, Usa, world population review, zombies

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4808	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, family, fantasy fulfillment, future dreams, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, Land, madness, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, societal expectations, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

club, Crafters, CREEPIN, Edition, lol, long trail, Sheriff, shitheads, Shoots, surefire, tags, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!