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  • Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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    Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrackCraft: Where Morality is Optional and White People Rule

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    CrackCraft: Where Morality is Optional and White People Rule

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where morality is as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking cow who challenged them to a dance-off for enchanted armor. Needless to say, they boogied their way to victory and became legends in the land of pixelated pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama-powered flying machines. Join us and help thwart their evil plans while riding on the backs of giant chickens armed with exploding eggs.

    So come on, leave your morals at the door and dive headfirst into the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Just remember, white people crack is not allowed, but laughter and fun are always encouraged!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RespectCraft Minecraft Server

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    RespectCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own peaceful paradise!

    Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).

    We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.

    So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommaCraft: No More Help?

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    MommaCraft: No More Help?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who have rocky relationships with their moms and need a virtual escape from real-life craziness.

    Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.

    And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.

    So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AwkwardHouseMoments – Minecraft SMP

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    AwkwardHouseMoments – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP, like, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper blew up my whole house, but it’s all good because we have this secret society of villagers who come and rebuild everything for us. And, like, there’s this one time when we had a massive chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but wooden swords and potatoes. It was so intense, bro.

    But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.

    So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NerveCrafters

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    NerveCrafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Do you want to build your dream castle without some random player blowing it up with TNT? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your prayers!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.

    But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Brainwave Ink Lab

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    Brainwave Ink Lab

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we use e-tattoos to measure brainwaves and control the game with our minds! imagine building a castle just by thinking about it, or battling zombies with your brain power. it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality. plus, our conductive ink tattoos are totally stylish and make you look like a futuristic cyborg warrior. don’t miss out on this revolutionary gaming experience, join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Survival Horizons

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    Survival Horizons

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server: Survival Horizons

    Server IP mc.survivalhorizons.net
    Java Port 25565
    Bedrock Port 19132
    Website survivalhorizons.net
    Discord Discord Server

    Rules

      • RESPECT EVERYONE
      • DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
      • DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
      • MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
      • PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, use the IP address mc.survivalhorizons.net with the respective port for Java or Bedrock.

    2. Are there any specific server rules I need to follow?

    Yes, please follow the rules outlined above to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

    3. Where can I find more information about the server?

    Visit the website survivalhorizons.net or join the Discord server for updates and discussions.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Adventure Isles 1.20

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    Adventure Isles 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical wonderland of pixelated dreams where you can build your own virtual paradise and escape from the harsh realities of life.

    You can create epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even fight off creepers with your trusty sword.

    Plus, the community is lit AF and full of cool peeps who will have your back no matter what. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ParentalControl Minecraft Server

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    ParentalControl Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of overprotective parents getting in the way of your dreams? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your future without anyone holding you back!

    On our server, you can create your own virtual world where you are free to pursue your dreams without any interference. Build your dream house, start your own business, or even go on epic adventures without anyone telling you what to do.

    Join us and leave behind the toxic environment of the real world. Say goodbye to currency gaps, strict parents, and ridiculous restrictions. On our server, the only limit is your imagination!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building the life you’ve always wanted. Who needs a master’s degree when you can become the master of your own Minecraft world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP