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Lmaoooo Kleros asked for 0 Minecraft SMP

#0, 0.1%, 4.3 cents, 40M ARB grant program, Arbitrum delegates, ASKED, Bagies., chain, Cycles, Kleros, Kleros-Smellos, lmaoooo, LTIPP council screening period results, Minecraft, PNK bagholders, provides no value, REJECTED, smp, SOLD, wake up call

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being rejected like Kleros asking for a piece of the pie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP where everyone is welcomed with open arms (unless you’re Kleros, sorry not sorry). Our community is filled with delegates who unanimously agree that you provide ALL the value for our chain, unlike poor Kleros. So come join us and leave those PNK bagholders in the dust, because in our SMP, the only cycles you’ll be counting are the ones you spend building epic structures and trolling your friends. Say goodbye to Kleros-Smellos Bagies and hello to a world of endless possibilities and laughter. Join us now and let’s show Kleros who’s boss!

EmpathyCraft: Parent Edition

Communication, compassion, Distress, Edition, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, empathy development, EmpathyCraft, family dynamics, feelings, modeling empathy, Nurturing, Parent, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, role models, Support, teenagers, Understanding, warmth

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Yo, dis server be like havin’ a bunch of cool parents who teach u how to be all empathetic and stuff. Like, if u join dis server, u gonna learn how to be all caring and understanding, just like ya parents (if dey cool). We gonna show u how to recognize when someone be in distress, help dem name their feelings, and just be all warm and fuzzy inside. So come join da fun and learn how to be a real empathetic player on dis server!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Country, cuteness, DATING, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, Gender Roles, lesbian relationships, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, prejudice, relationships, retarded men, Server, society, Stereotypes, T. Knower, ugly men

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	61	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where girls reign supreme and men are just there to admire from afar! Join us for a world where lesbian relationships are the norm because let’s face it, men are just too ugly and retarded to handle our level of love and cuteness.

On our server, you’ll find a community of fierce and fabulous women who build amazing structures, slay dragons, and conquer the world one block at a time. Men are welcome to join, but be prepared to be dazzled by our awesomeness and left in awe of our superior skills.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where girls rule and men drool. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and fabulousness that awaits you on our server!

SMPReactionary in Minecraft SMP

acceptable behavior, appropriate reaction, behavior standards, cross-cultural communication, cultural acceptance, cultural appropriateness, Cultural awareness, cultural behavior, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural sensitivity training, Cultural traditions, cultural understanding, cultural values, international customs, Minecraft, smp, SMPReactionary, social etiquette, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Emeralds Found:	227
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance-offs with creepers, and thrilling treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with your clucking comrades.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!

GF vs BFF: Love Triangle Server

Best Friend, BFF, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Conflict, emotional connection, family dynamics, friendship, Girlfriend, Homophobia, Honesty, Jealousy, love, loyalty, platonic love, relationships, Server, Support, Triangle, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love triangles are more common than finding diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and questionable relationship boundaries.

Picture this: you, a male player, have a female best friend named H and a girlfriend named J. H is a lesbian with a crappy family situation, while J is feeling a little insecure about your platonic love for H. Can you navigate this love triangle and still come out on top in the game?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. From heated arguments to heartwarming moments, you’ll experience it all. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of love and friendship in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find yourself in your own love triangle along the way.

RedditSexEdMinecraftSMP

advice, Communication, Community, Connection, education, empowerment, Experience, growth, Intimacy, learning, Men, Pleasure, reddit, RedditSexEdMinecraftSMP, relationships, satisfaction, sexual guidance, sharing, Support, Techniques, Tips

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1056	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wildest adventures and shenanigans!

Join us if you want to learn the secret art of seducing creepers with your smooth moves, or maybe you’re interested in giving relationship advice to Endermen on how to find their perfect match in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can test their flirting skills and see who can woo the most villagers in a single night.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a block of dirt!

NoRespect4Profesh

careers with no respect, contemptible work, corrupt occupations, disdainful occupations, dishonest jobs, dishonorable jobs, dishonorable professions, disreputable professions, disrespectful professions, immoral careers, jobs with no honor, lack of respect, NoRespect4Profesh, professions lacking respect, professions with no dignity., professions with no integrity, shameful work, unethical careers, unethical professions, unprofessional behavior, untrustworthy professions

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3849
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Towns Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

If you answered “professional potato peeler,” then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and show off your mad potato peeling skills in our exclusive mini-game, “Spud Showdown.” Compete against other players to see who can peel the most potatoes in record time and earn the title of “Potato Peeling Champion.”

But that’s not all! Our server also features a unique “Chicken Jousting” event where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in a medieval arena. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new chicken helmet to wear proudly around the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary “Diamond-Encrusted Llama,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the llama is hidden somewhere in the depths of our custom-built maze, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wacky and wild Minecraft adventure unlike any other, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate potato peeling, chicken jousting, llama-finding champion!

AzovCraft: Donbass Disaster!

Azov Brigade, AzovCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Disaster, donbas, DONBASS, donetsk, eastern europe, escalation, humanitarian crisis, international community, Luhansk, Military, OFFICER, Russian intervention, SECURITY, separatists, spiraling out of control, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where things are LIT AF. we got crazy battles happening all the time, it’s like a war zone in there! u gotta be on ur toes at all times cuz u never know when u gonna get attacked by a gang of creepers or a squad of skeletons. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro.

plus, we got this crazy story going on where the Azov Brigade from Donbas is trying to take over the server and u gotta join forces with other players to stop them. it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and strategic to survive in this world, man.

so, if u wanna experience some intense gameplay and be part of an epic battle for control, come join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. let’s go kick some Azov Brigade butt together!

Time is Money: Life Counter

Accuracy, cost, Counter, Future, health, Life, lifespan analysis, lifespan calculation, lifespan estimate, lifespan evaluation, lifespan forecasting, lifespan measurement, lifespan monitoring, lifespan prediction, lifespan tracking, Longevity, longevity assessment, longevity measurement, longevity test, MONEY, mortality, price, Time

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	1449
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!

BrainAgeCraft

accelerated aging, brain aging, BrainAgeCraft, caregiver mental illness, childhood adversities, delayed aging, emotional neglect, older-looking brains, socioeconomic hardship, younger-looking brains

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Votes:	4928	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

join our minecraft server for the most wacky and wild adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, it will make your brain age faster or slower depending on your childhood adversities! if you experienced emotional neglect as a child, get ready for a younger-looking brain! but if you had a caregiver with mental illness or faced socioeconomic hardship, get ready for an older-looking brain!

come join us for some mind-bending fun and see how your childhood experiences can affect your brain in the minecraft world! who knew virtual blocks could have such a profound impact on your brain age? hurry up and join now before your brain ages too much!

ArteioCraft

Adventure, CloudCraft, Community, Crates, Creative, Enchantments, Essentials, Factions, Factions plugin, Gaming, lootable structures, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, multiplayer server, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, skyblock plugin, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Animals Bred:	164	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to CloudCraft! We are a new server starting in June of 2023. My Girlfriend and I started this project to be able to play with each other from long distances. We quickly then wanted to expand and have people come on and play with us. We have multiple game modes to choose from including, Factions, Skyblock, Creative, Survival, Towny, and Minigames. With much more to come to our server I appreciate everyone who can help out on my goal to create an amazing thing for people to enjoy. We also have a collection of amazing plugins including. – BetterStructures Custom lootable structures generate throughout the world. – CrazyEnchants 60+ brand new enchants in the game that gives pvp a whole different approach. – CrazyCrates A unique crate system with a bunch of prizes that are obtainable to give you an early edge – SuperiorSkyblock My favorite Skyblock plugin including upgradable additions to your island and a ton of options to explore – Essentials A bunch of kits you can create homes – Factions allowing you to be able to group up with friends or make some friends in the conquest to the top. – And many Moore so come check it our yourself at CloudCraft.bio

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