provides no value – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Lmaoooo Kleros asked for 0 Minecraft SMP
#0, 0.1%, 4.3 cents, 40M ARB grant program, Arbitrum delegates, ASKED, Bagies., chain, Cycles, Kleros, Kleros-Smellos, lmaoooo, LTIPP council screening period results, Minecraft, PNK bagholders, provides no value, REJECTED, smp, SOLD, wake up call
Are you tired of being rejected like Kleros asking for a piece of the pie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP where everyone is welcomed with open arms (unless you’re Kleros, sorry not sorry). Our community is filled with delegates who unanimously agree that you provide ALL the value for our chain, unlike poor Kleros. So come join us and leave those PNK bagholders in the dust, because in our SMP, the only cycles you’ll be counting are the ones you spend building epic structures and trolling your friends. Say goodbye to Kleros-Smellos Bagies and hello to a world of endless possibilities and laughter. Join us now and let’s show Kleros who’s boss!

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Putin’s Peaceful Pixel Palace
Absurd, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, negotiation breakdown, Palace, peace conditions, peace talks, Peaceful, PIXEL, political standoff, putin, Putins, russia, territorial disputes, Ukraine, war rhetoric
so, like, ukraine be like “nah bro, we ain’t down with your cray-cray peace conditions, putin”. come join our minecraft server where we reject all absurd conditions like having to mine diamonds with a spoon or build a house out of slime blocks. we only do epic builds and pvp battles here, no nonsense allowed. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, so come join if you dare! #herobrineapproved #putinsucks #minecraftmadness

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Neutron’s Electric Bill Insanity
animated, backyard fission reactor, bill, cartoon, Characters, comedy, Egregious, Electric, electricity bill, family, fictional, GENIUS, Insanity, invention, jimmy neutron, neutrons, Nickelodeon, nuclear boy scout, nuclear energy, parents, scheme, Science, Technology, tv show
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, they got this dude who supposedly pulled off a nuclear boy scout backyard fission reactor scheme! Like, what even is that?! Imagine the shenanigans you can get into on this server with that kind of energy floating around. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and radioactive fun! Let’s get this party started, fam!

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DopamineCraft: Mindful Minds
brain activity, brain chemistry, brain function, cognition, cognitive abilities, dopamine, DopamineCraft, healthy people, mental cognition, mental disorders, mental function, mental health, mental processes, Mental Wellbeing, mentalising abilities, mindful, Minds.., neuroscience, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, Psychology, research, study
LOL YO COME JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE DOPAMINE FLOWS LIKE A RIVER AND YOUR MENTALISING ABILITIES WILL BE OFF THE CHARTS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO MATH, COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA, AND SHEEP THAT CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE!
JOIN US AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER GENIUS AS YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE, SO YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS THEY’LL PULL NEXT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET YOUR DOPAMINE-FUELED BRAIN EXPLORE THE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES OF OUR SERVER! #MINECRAFTLITAF #BRAINDAMAGECREW

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RiseCraft – Minecraft server Minecraft server
Adventures, Anarchy, Battles, Challenges, griefer, join now, minecraft server, responsible team, risecraft, Survival, Vanilla Survival
We are the #1 server with anarchy, griefer and vanilla survival. Interesting adventures, epic battles and difficult challenges – it’s all about us!
Our players are one of our main priorities. That is why behind the RiseCraft project there is a responsible team, ready to solve any issue.
Join now!
play.risecraft.xyz

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The Coping Dead Server: Where zombies cope with their undead life crisis in 1.18.2

1.18.2, Apocalypse, Community, cope, coping, Crafting, Crisis, Custom, Dead, Discord, Exploration, Factions, Life, Loot, Modpack, multiplayer, Other, Planes, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Undead, Vehicles, weapons, zombies

The Coping Dead Server Overview

Server Features	80 mods including Lost Cities, Crafting Dead core mods, custom buffed zombies, vehicles, planes, and more
Points of Interests	Custom locations for loot spawns
Factions	Create factions to fight against other survivors
Shop & Marketplace	Sell loot and trade valuable items
Join Server & Discord	IP: 185.137.94.42:25662 Discord: https://discord.gg/KVDY4YRg9m

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I download the modpack?	Join our Discord server and you will find the modpack download link in the announcements channel.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a faction?	You can play solo or team up with other survivors by creating or joining a faction.
What kind of loot can I find in the custom points of interests?	You can find a variety of loot including weapons, food, medical supplies, and crafting materials.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, we occasionally host PvP events with rewards for the winning factions.
How do I sell my loot in the shop?	You can sell your loot at the shop by interacting with the shopkeeper NPC.

EnviroCraft Minecraft Server
Envirocraft, environmental design, Environmental Storytelling, game atmosphere, game design, game development, game environment, game immersion, game narrative, game narrative design, game world, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, narrative design, narrative-driven gameplay, player experience, player-engagement, Server, storytelling in games, Storytelling techniques, video game, world-building
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server takes environmental storytelling to a whole new level. Picture this: you’re walking through a lush forest and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with diamonds and gold. But watch out, because the cave is also home to a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!
Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden secrets, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows what wonders await you in this wacky world of wonderment? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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TittyCraft Minecraft Server
adult content, big boobs, Busty, curvy, Edition, Erotica, explicit, fetish, fetishism, fetishization, large breasts, Minecraft, NSFW, overdeveloped, Provocative, Server, sexualized, Sexy, socials, taboo, tits, TittyCraft, voluptuous
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the socials are as overdeveloped as our players’ virtual tits! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly players who were all rocking some seriously impressive pixelated cleavage. They showed the new player around, teaching them how to build the biggest, most voluptuous structures in all of Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most sought-after resources in the game. Want to mine for diamonds while being surrounded by giant, bouncing breasts? Look no further, my friend.
And let’s not forget about our weekly “Twerk for Diamonds” event, where players can show off their best dance moves in exchange for precious gems. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So come join us on our server, where the socials are overdeveloped and the fun never stops. Who knew Minecraft could be so… titillating?

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Pastryless GF Diet Minecraft Server
Apology, Bakery, body image, comfort food, Communication, diet, emotional eating, Empathy, Exercise, Guilt, Healthy Eating, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Pastry, Pastryless, relationship, self esteem, self-care, Server, Support, temptation, weight loss
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your girlfriend’s reaction to a cinnamon roll? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, just like the time when your girlfriend cried over a bakery bag. Our server is filled with surprises, just like the time she accused you of “flaunting” your cinnamon roll.
Join now for a chance to experience the same level of intensity and confusion as this Reddit post. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join today!

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ParentalPeerPressureCraft
academic pressure, acne, Communication, comparison, Cultural differences, dental care, family expectations, Grades, height, immigrant parents, INDEPENDENCE, language barrier, ParentalPeerPressureCraft, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, school system, self reliance, study habits, success, Time management, translator
Are your parents constantly comparing you to other kids and giving you a hard time for playing games instead of studying? Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of the real world!
On our server, you can be a straight A student and still have time to build epic structures and explore vast worlds. No need to worry about your parents nagging you about grades or comparing you to some random kid in the newspaper who got 100% in every class.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to be the family translator or deal with arguing with dentists. You can just focus on having fun and enjoying the game without all the real-life drama.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the stress and pressure behind! You deserve a break from all the comparisons and lectures. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be!

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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
changing indicators of wealth, conspicuous consumption, evolving signs of wealth, evolving wealth indicators, financial status symbols, future of wealth, future wealth indicators, future wealth symbols, Luxury items, luxury trends, material possessions, Minecraft, modern day signs of wealth, obsolete signs of wealth, Palace, PIXEL, Server, societal status, societal wealth indicators, status symbols, wealth markers, wealth symbols, wealth trends
Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft baller! We’ve got diamond armor so blingy, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. Our enchanted weapons are so powerful, they can slay a horde of zombies with just one swing. And don’t even get me started on our massive gold farm – we’re swimming in so much gold, we use it as toilet paper. Join now and secure your spot as the richest player in all of Minecraft – because in our world, wealth is measured in stacks of emeralds and chests full of rare loot.

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