ProtoSanta Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Character development, comedy, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, cute, dark fantasy, Demons, ENERGY, FANTASY, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, school life, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural powers, teamwork, those little scissors cuts

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

body positivity, fat shaming, fitness goals, gym, gym behavior, gym bullying, gym confidence, gym culture, gym ego, gym etiquette, gym fashion, gym insecurity, gym intimidation, gym jerk, gym motivation, gym respect, gym self-esteem, gym show-off, madness, Minecraft, Rats, weightlifting, workout routine

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

Charm, Dixie, Friends, saddle, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern slang, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, YeehawCraft, young thugs

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Enchantments Applied:	119
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

Bad Luck, bakyou, Chinchilla, Crafty, Jong, jong chuubas, jong sources, jong streams, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, mahjong, nina, Play, Server, tenhou players, Tileman, tournement, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, vtjongers, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Ores Mined:	8562
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

acceptance, advocacy, Community Building, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fabulousness, Gaming Community, gaming convention, gaming industry, GaymerX, Geek Culture, INCLUSIVE, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ gamers, meets, Minecraft, queer gamers, representation, social justice, video games, VISIBILITY

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Frosty Funtime: Snowglobe Shenanigans

1.7 Patch Day, Android, asmr, Banners, Containment Zone, egs, Event, Friends Form, frosty, funtime, Gradient of Souls, Ios, Login Event, outfits, Paradox Lab, PC, Resource Pastebin, Shenanigans, Snowbreak, snowg, Snowglobe, Steam, Unit Capture, Wave Defense

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the 1.7 Patch Day Edition is back again! Watch our new version 1.7 trailer “Gradient of Souls” for some epic sneak peeks. If that’s not enough, check out our ASMR Preview for some tingles and chills.

Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.

Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

Appearance, Behavior, Chad, chadcraft, confusion, doubt, guy, Identity, Insecurity, judgment, Labels, Masculinity, peer pressure, Perception, player, question.., self esteem, social norms, societal expectations, stereotype, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Villages Defended:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Pixelated Anime Adventures

80s, Adventures, aliens, Anime, Archie, Ataru, classic, comedy, cultural references, humor, Japanese Simpsons, looney tunes, lum, Manga, pixelated, Retro, romance, school life, Sci Fi, slapstick, tagalog, Urusei Yatsura

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪

Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Puck Adventures: Where Hockey Rules and Blocks Drool

Adventures, athletes, best, blocks, Champions, Competition, Crafty, Drool, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, Goal, Hockey, ice hockey, NHL, pittsburgh penguins, PLAYOFFS, puck, rules, skates, sports, stanley cup, TEAM, true white man sport, Victory

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and PIZZA! Yes, you heard that right, we have flying pizza in our world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of LLAMAS who control the fate of the entire universe. Join forces with them and unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a DISCO party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even impress the legendary CREEPER DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, GO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS because we are the best, both in Minecraft and on the ice!