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‘Tna has something special with lee’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Players Killed by Monsters:	9748
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of drama, intrigue, and shenanigans! Picture this: Tna and Lee are like the Romeo and Juliet of our server, with a love so forbidden and scandalous that it’s the talk of the town (or, you know, the server chat). Join us and witness their epic love story unfold, complete with secret rendezvous in hidden caves and dramatic arguments over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the madness today!

LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP

abundance, Adventure, appreciation, career, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP, love, Peace, personal development, positivity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	249
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Towns Built:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Do you love spending hours on end mining for diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Do you enjoy building elaborate structures, only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of griefers? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).

But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!

CraftyWallzMC

CraftyWallzMC, current wallpaper, digital wallpaper, mobile background, phone aesthetics., phone customization, phone display, phone personalization, phone screen, phone screen customization, phone screen design, phone wallpaper, screen background, smartphone wallpaper, wallpaper art, wallpaper choices, wallpaper design, wallpaper image, wallpaper inspiration, wallpaper pattern, wallpaper preferences

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8616
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Oh, honey, forget about phone wallpapers! Join our Minecraft server and your screen will be filled with the most epic pixelated adventures you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to boring static images and hello to a world where you can build your wildest dreams with blocks!

Imagine this – you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Only on our server, folks!

So ditch the phone wallpaper and join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities. Trust us, your phone will thank you for it!

JetCraftRomania

aerial defense, airspace, airspace violation, border patrol, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, intercept, JetCraftRomania, Military, military intervention, national security, nato, Romania, Russian drones, scrambles, security measures, security response, Surveillance

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

adept, Alimony, assets, basedboy, child support, children, common-law marriage, couples, Court, DUMPED, FAGGOT, Female-Female lesbian couples, feminized biological male, FTM, judge, La, Lawyer, lenient, Minecraft, Nick, Norwegian femboy, onions manlet, picrel, Server, severance relief, texas, Transgender, transgender couples, Weirdo

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, ACL injury, devastating news, football, injury, injury update, long-term injury, Manchester, Manchester City, midfielder, Minecraft, Official, oil club, oil money, oof, premier league, Recovery, Rodri, Season, season-ending, setback, sidelined, smp, Soccer, sports

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Votes:	5051	Players Killed by Monsters:	4282

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

Alumni, AlumniClapbackCraft, bad rep, Bogota, college, colombia, communications, condescending, flirty, Girls, Guilty, influencers, murd3r3r, preppy, rankings, rich families, rival, scandal, trendy club, University

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, cartoon nostalgia, CartoonCraftLand, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood television, childhood tv, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV memories, vintage cartoons

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!