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CoughCraft: Infant Deaths Edition

#coughing, Bacterial infection, child health, Contagious disease, CoughCraft, deaths, disease outbreak, Edition, england, Epidemic, Healthcare, immunization, infant, infant deaths, INFANTS, infants at risk, outbreak response, pertussis, preventable illness, public health, respiratory illness, rising cases, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll die of laughter! literally, our server is so hilarious that nine infants have already died from whooping cough while playing on it. but don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because the cases keep rising and we’re just getting started!

we have insane stories like the time a player built a giant toilet and flushed themselves down it, only to end up in a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. or how about the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat it?

join us for non-stop laughter, crazy adventures, and a chance to become the next victim of whooping cough. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

TeenTunesCraft

“Youth, adolescence, cultural influences, emotional connection, Generational, growing up, Identity, Memories, Music Collection, music discovery, music exploration, musical taste, Nostalgia, past, personal history, Reflection, sentimentality, teenager, TeenTunesCraft, time capsule

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Towns Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	407
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Void Armor Forged:	28

so, like, imagine if you could, like, flick through someone’s minecraft server and see, like, when they were a noob! join our epic server and uncover the ancient ruins of our founder’s first dirt house! you’ll be like, “whoa, this guy was a total scrub back in the day!” but now, like, he’s a total pro and you can, like, learn from his mistakes or something. plus, our server has, like, a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and, like, a pet zombie named fred. so, like, come join us and, like, discover the mysteries of our totally rad server!

ESLsCraft Minecraft Server

bilingual education, cultural diversity, educational equity, English as a second language, esl, ESL curriculum, ESL programs, ESL resources, ESL strategies, ESL students, ESL teachers, ESLsCraft, language acquisition, language barriers, language development, Language Instruction, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language support, Minecraft, second language acquisition, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	49	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Tired of boring old English classes? Come join our Minecraft server where we teach you English through the power of building blocks! Our ESL (English as a Second Language) program will have you speaking fluent English in no time, all while battling creepers and mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a grammar stickler, so you better watch your syntax if you want to survive! Join now for a truly immersive language learning experience that will have you saying “Why do ESLs exist? Because they’re awesome!”

SnapchatSingles Minecraft Server

Communication, Conversation, cute, emotions, FLIRTING, friendzone, friendzoned, Hug, life story, Meeting, Minecraft, new girl, PRETTY, rejection, relationship, Server, snapchat, SnapchatSingles, social media, Sorry., Talk, tiktok

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	148	Buildings Constructed:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

🤣 Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting friendzoned again! Our players are so supportive, they’ll never leave you hanging like that new girl on snap! Plus, our virtual hugs are way better than any real-life hug you could ever get. Who needs TikTok fame when you can be the star of our server? Come join us and let’s build a world where friendzoning doesn’t exist! 🌟 #NoMoreFriendzone #VirtualHugsForDays #MinecraftFame

WeekdayWeddingCraft

family dynamics, getting married, self-funded wedding, tiny wedding, wedding attendance, wedding budget, wedding ceremony, wedding conflicts, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding reception, wedding scheduling, wedding traditions, weekday wedding, WeekdayWeddingCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Dimension Hops:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the joys of virtual weddings! Forget about real-life drama and join us for a pixelated happily ever after!

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and wedding planning stress? Look no further! On our server, you can have the wedding of your dreams without any of the hassle. Plus, no need to worry about your guests not being able to make it – they’re all just a click away!

Join us for a magical weekday wedding extravaganza, where the only thing you need to worry about is which block to place next. And don’t worry about your guests being teachers with no annual leave – in Minecraft, everyone can attend your special day!

So come on over and say “I do” to our server, where love is in the air and drama is left at the door. Who knew planning a wedding could be this fun and stress-free?

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

acquaintance, BlockBuddies, Depth, discovery, familiarity, friendship, hidden, Insights, learning, long term, Minecraft, Perception, personal growth, relationships, revelations, Secrets, Server, Surprising, Understanding, unexpected

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Have you ever been mining away in Minecraft, thinking you know everything about your fellow players, only to discover they have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear? Join our server and uncover the hidden secrets of your friends and foes alike! Who knows what surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – unless you count the hours spent laughing at the ridiculous pranks and shenanigans our players get up to. So come on, join us and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, everyday happiness, finding joy, Happiness, happiness in simplicity, happiness in small things, happy moments, joy, life’s simple pleasures, little moments of happiness, little things, moments of joy, simple delights, simple joys, simple pleasure, small joys, small moments, small pleasures

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Votes:	8974
Players Killed by Monsters:	706	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of riding on a rainbow-colored llama while shooting fireballs out of a diamond-encrusted bow! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, from flying pigs to dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also famous for its legendary treasure hunts, where players have the chance to find hidden chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that give you the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our infamous “Tower of Terror” challenge, where you must navigate through a maze filled with booby traps and evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, diplomatic response, eastern europe, european security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, involvement, military alliance, military intervention, missile defense system, MissileMayhemMC, Missiles, nato, peacekeeping efforts, Poland, SECURITY, shooting down, Stoltenberg, Ukraine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do i have the server for you! picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing sheep come prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. it’s like a minecraft rave up in here!

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and disco-loving skeletons. you can even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombie llamas. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a giant spider boss while riding a flamingo with a laser cannon.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt minigame where you have to find the golden potato of destiny before the evil potato king steals it? yeah, it’s a real spud-tacular adventure.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and dancing creepers? let’s get this party started!

LabMeatLand: Where Livestock Go to Party!

animal agriculture, animal cruelty, animal liberation, animal rights, animal sanctuaries, animal welfare, chickens, Cows, environmental impact, ethical farming, factory farming, food waste, free range, lab grown meat, LabMeatLand, Livestock, Party, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, veganism, wildlife conservation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Emeralds Found:	3132	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	3815

Come join our epic Minecraft server where all the virtual cows, chickens, and pigs can roam free and live their best virtual lives! No more animal cruelty here, just pure pixelated bliss for all the farm animals.

Picture this: a virtual farm sanctuary where the cows graze on endless fields of grass, the chickens roam free and lay eggs wherever they please, and the pigs roll around in mud pits to their heart’s content. It’s a virtual paradise for our pixelated friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who have formed their own civilization. They trade with the farm animals, build carrot houses, and even have their own carrot king. It’s a carrot-tastic adventure waiting to be explored!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

BrainGutCraft: The PBM Game-Changer

#gamechanger, Alternative Medicine, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain-gut connection, BrainGutCraft, cost effective, dysbiosis, game changer, gut health, inflammation, Innovative, medical breakthrough, neurology, non-invasive, PBM, Photobiomodulation Therapy, Potential, reduced side effects, research, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use Photobiomodulation Therapy to cure zombies of their alzheimer’s disease! we zap those undead brains with light therapy and watch them go from groaning brains to sharp thinkers! forget about boring old treatments, we’re all about that brain-gut connection and reducing inflammation in our zombie pals. come for the therapy, stay for the brainiac zombies! it’s a game-changer, y’all!