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PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakout, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, emotional response, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overreaction, personal space, PimplePoppin, Pimples, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, skincare

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Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

CraftyMinecrafters

addiction, Algorithms, comparison, constant updates, CraftyMinecrafters, cyberbullying, Digital Detox, DISLIKES, echo chambers, fake news, hate, mental health, Misinformation, NEGATIVE, ONLINE, Platforms, privacy concerns, social media, targeted advertising, time consuming, validation seeking

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Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, egypt, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, qatar, SECURITY, Sinai, SinaiSmugglersCraft, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, weapons

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So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.

Cobbled Carp

Boss Pokémon, Cobble Carp, Enhancements, Global, Gyms, Milestones, Minecraft, new biomes, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokémon-Themed Structures, PvE, Size Variation, Terralith, Tokens, TRADES, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience: WonderTrade : Dive into thrilling trades with players globally! Experience the excitement of exchanging Pokémon for free with our WonderTrade system. New Biomes : Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources! Gyms : Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements : Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience! Pokédex Milestones : Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits! Vote Rewards and Parties : Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events! Wild Pokémon Size Variation : Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection! Boss Pokémon : Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team. Pokémon-Themed Structures : Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features! PokéBuilder : Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, big bad, blockbusters, Bounty, Character development, comedic relief, comedy, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, magic bible, magic powers, Minecraft, Party, Quest, season 1, Server, SLAYERS, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Season 1 is like a wild rollercoaster ride – you’ll spend 10 episodes trying to defeat the big bad boss, only to realize he’s not really dead and you have to do it all over again. But don’t worry, you’ll also be adding more characters to your party along the way and have a bounty on your head for extra excitement!

And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, Season 2 kicks off with your party running around like headless chickens searching for a magic bible. Why a magic bible, you ask? Because why not! Join us on this insane adventure and see if the other seasons have a better premise… or if we just keep getting more ridiculous with each episode!

PerCapitaCraft Minecraft SMP

average income, economic output, Economic prosperity, GDP per capita, gross national income, income distribution, income inequality, individual wealth, living standards, Minecraft, per capita, per capita consumption, per capita expenditure, per capita GDP, per capita income growth, per capita resources, per capita wealth, PerCapitaCraft, personal income, population density, smp, standard of living, wealth distribution

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the average player has a pet dragon and rides around on a flying pig!

Our server is so crazy that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama race, where players compete to see who can ride their llama the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Per capita, this is the craziest server you’ll ever play on!

BdayBashNoShow

BdayBashNoShow, Birthday Party, blended families, Boundaries, CELEBRATIONS, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Guilt, parenting, perspective, Prioritizing, relationships, self-care, stress, Understanding

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Looking for a server where co-parenting issues are non-existent? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone, perfect for parents who just want to enjoy some virtual building with their kids.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing a virtual birthday party for your Minecraft character without any real-life stress! No last-minute details, no spotty communication, just pure block-building joy.

And if you’re tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle a simple birthday party decision, our server is the perfect escape. Leave the real-world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

So, come on over and join our Minecraft server for a birthday party experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with your virtual friends? Let’s block and roll!

DroppyMC

Combat, community-driven, crystal pvp, DroppyMC, Econame, Economy, Ffa, free for all, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Precision, PvP, sky-based, Skybattle, Skywars, strategy, Survival, Trade, Veteran, wealth management

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Welcome to DroppyMC!

Dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience where every game mode challenges your skills and creativity. Our network features a variety of exciting game modes, including:

Lifesteal: Test your survival instincts in this hardcore mode where stealing hearts from your opponents is the key to staying alive. Econame: Master the economy in this custom game mode where trade and wealth management are essential for domination. FFA/PvP: Jump into fast-paced Free-For-All PvP action and prove your combat prowess against other players. Crystal PvP: Engage in high-intensity battles where strategy and precision are your best allies in this explosive PvP mode. Skybattle: Soar into battle in this thrilling sky-based combat, where every block placed could mean the difference between victory and defeat. Join us to explore, conquer, and dominate in a community-driven environment where every player has the chance to rise to the top. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s something here for everyone.

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Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
New Chunks Explored:	918469	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Animals Bred:	136
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	161	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

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