Protocol II Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Veins Server

blocky, blood circulation, blood clots, cardiovascular disease, circulatory issues, deep vein thrombosis, frequent standing, health implications, health risks, leg health, Long-term Health, occupational hazards, office health, recent findings, Risk, sedentary lifestyle, Server, standing, standing desk, varicose veins, vein health, Veins

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2665

so like, u know how standing up is supposed to be good for u? well, turns out it might not actually help with ur heart stuff. in fact, it could make ur veins all wonky and stuff. but u know what will help with ur health? joining our EPIC minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff to do, u won’t even remember what varicose veins are! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! who needs good circulation when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?

Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, aftermath, Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, Conclusion, contemplation, critique, dust, dust settled, Evaluation, hindsight, judgment, now.., Observation, opinion, perspective, Realm, reassessment, reconsideration, Reflection, review, Settled, think..

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Bro, forget the dust, join this Minecraft server and let’s build a world where dust doesn’t even exist!

You wanna mine diamonds? We got ’em! You wanna fight off creepers? We got ’em too, but they’re like, super chill and just wanna give you hugs.

And get this, our pigs can fly! Literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

So come on, join us and let’s create a Minecraft utopia where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, adds to the fun, right?

DementiaBindiBan Minecraft Server

Australia Day, cognitive impairment, consent, cultural appropriation, cultural sensitivity, Dementia patients, DementiaBindiBan, dye allergies, elderly care, ethical boundaries, Hindu culture, Minecraft, patient distress, patient rights, professional boundaries, racism, reporting misconduct, Server, staff discipline, staff misconduct, vulnerable populations, workplace ethics

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects everyone’s rights, even if they can’t consent to playing? Look no further than our server! We don’t discriminate based on cognitive abilities or bindi-wearing status.

Join us for a wild time where even the most confused and distressed players can have a blast. Our staff may be Hindu, but don’t worry, they won’t be putting any red dots on your forehead without your permission.

Come join the fun and leave your worries at the door (or on your forehead, if that’s your thing). We promise not to suspend you for reporting any questionable behavior – in fact, we encourage it! Let’s make Minecraft a safe space for all, no matter their cognitive state.

ParentalPadSleeps

bedding, busy household, children, face pain, first day off, hair loss, Help, husband, Illness, ParentalPadSleeps, parenting, parents’ house, physically demanding job, Pregnancy, sick, Sickness, Support, time off, Upset

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends!

Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind, just like the player whose husband mysteriously disappeared when she got sick. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any disappearing spouses – unless they’re off on an epic quest to find diamonds!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? See you in the game!

TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

binge-worthy, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, haven’t watched, long tail tags, must watch, Mystery, new shows, old shows, Popular, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, streaming, television, Thriller, trending, tv shows, TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness. We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s sooo cool.

And like, the admin is this super powerful wizard who can like, summon dragons and stuff. He once turned a whole village into chickens just for fun, it was hilarious. You never know what crazy shenanigans he’s gonna pull next.

Plus, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out for the title of ultimate champion. I once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was epic. And the best part is, the winner gets a lifetime supply of cake!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. See you there, fellow gamers! #MinecraftSMP #Craziness #SirOinksalot

NoFreeDiamondsOrElse

anti-consumerism, consumerism, declutter, Free Items, Giveaway, materialism, Minimalism, no thank you, NoFreeDiamondsOrElse, not for me, not interested, not my style, not needed, pass, personal boundaries, possessions, Refuse, REJECT, Unnecessary, unwanted gifts, unwanted items

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	65

Imagine a Minecraft server where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in the most valuable item of all – rotten flesh! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and become the wealthiest player by hoarding stacks upon stacks of rotten flesh. Who knew decaying zombie meat could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken Jockey Gang in a dance-off, they will bestow upon you the power of unlimited chicken nuggets. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame the Rainbow Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Whether you wish for a castle made of diamonds or a pet dragon, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this wacky world!

VirusCraft – Pneumonia Panic!

healthy adults, Human Metapneumovirus, lung infection, Panic, pneumonia, pneumonia awareness, pneumonia complications, pneumonia diagnosis, pneumonia in adults, pneumonia in healthy individuals, pneumonia management, pneumonia prevention, pneumonia risk factors, pneumonia symptoms, pneumonia treatment, respiratory disease, respiratory illness, respiratory infection, respiratory virus, severe pneumonia, viral infection, viral pneumonia, viruscraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u get hit with a virus that gives u severe pneumonia, but like, in the game! u gotta fight off the virus while also building ur epic base and battling creepers. it’s like a double whammy of excitement and danger. join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!

Viceanarchy server minecraft

Anarchy, Battles, Boss Battles, donat, Economy, freedom, high performance, lags, Minecraft, PvP, Raids, Server, Stable Server, strategy, strength, Survival, Tournaments, treasure hunting, Viceanarchy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	612	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

The unique server of the anarchy, where everyone can become the master of their fate! We have no strict rules and restrictions, only freedom of action and endless possibilities.

Why should we choose us?

• Free cases and donat: each player receives bonuses without investments! Open the cases, get cool rewards and develop faster.

• Developed economy: Know how to earn! Broke, develop your enterprises, farm system or pirate – the choice is yours.

• Absolute freedom: the complete absence of privates is a system, destroy and protect your territories with the help of strength and cunning.

• PVP and survival: exciting battles, basement sieges, raids and a real struggle for resources. Only the strongest will survive!

• Weekly presentations: tournaments, treasure hunting, battles for the boss – participate and receive valuable prizes.

• Stable server: a minimum of lags and a high pharmacy – we provide a comfortable game at any time.

Come in to experience the real spirit of anarchy and show what you are capable of! There are no rules here, only your strategy and strength. Start your way right now!

45.93.200.14:25582

Lost Legacy Realms 1.20

#metalheads, 80s, 90s, adaptation, Anime, anime adaptation, bastard, classic metal, controversy, culture, heavy metal, japanese, Legacy, Lost, Manga, metalcore, Music, Nostalgia, old-school metal, Realms, references, rotting diarrhea, series

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Votes:	6952	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more metal than a headbanging octopus on a unicycle!

We’ve got more classic metal references than a grandma’s attic full of vinyl records.

But watch out, our server is filled with metalcore fans who think they’re hardcore but really just sound like a dying walrus.

Why are these Minecraft players like this? Who knows, but it’s a chaotic mess that you won’t want to miss!

Come join us for a headbanging good time that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where metalcore reigns supreme.

SisterSquadCraft

co parenting, communication breakdown, Cultural differences, cultural values, domestic abuse, emotional burden, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial struggles, generational expectations, household chores, household responsibilities, parental responsibilities, parental support, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, single parent household, SisterSquadCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your entire household on your shoulders? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of family life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual paradise without any annoying siblings or abusive dads in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your lazy sister eating all your food or leaving her dirty dishes for you to clean up. You can finally relax and enjoy some peace and quiet while you explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that you can always pack up your sister’s virtual belongings and send her off to her virtual dad’s house. No more screaming matches or emotional turmoil – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama of real life. Build, explore, and create your own happy place where you can finally be free from the burdens of family responsibilities.