PROTEGIDA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Age-defying interests, Ageless activities, BoomerCraft, Childhood hobbies, Childlike joys, classic games, Enduring hobbies, Evergreen interests, guilty pleasures, Immature fun, Innocent pleasures, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old-fashioned entertainment, Playful pursuits, Reliving youth., Retro activities, Sentimental pastimes, Server, Timeless hobbies, Traditional amusements, Vintage pastimes, Youthful pastimes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Divine Spears Created:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).

EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!

NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

accession, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global security, Guidelines, international relations, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, russia, SECURITY, Summer summit, Ukraine, US State Department

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crops Grown:	7462

LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!

GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

aging, Boost, cardiovascular disease, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, gratitude intervention, gratitude journaling, gratitude practice, health benefits, healthy aging, Longevity, mental health, mindfulness, mortality, older adults, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, Protective, research, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2296	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Votes:	1522	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	283363	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Animals Bred:	94	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	4027	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous, Daring, exhilarating., Forbidden, horny, HORNYCRAFT, IMPULSIVE, Indulgent, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Outrageous, passionate, Provocative, Risky, scandalous, seductive, Server, Steamy, taboo, Thrilling, Wild

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.