prot 5 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5877	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have come up with the most outrageous and hilarious idea for a new drug invention. Imagine a world where everyone with an IQ below 120 is required to take a special drug that enhances their… ahem… solo activities. We’re talking about an Ozempic-like drug specifically designed for masturbation.

Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Explore our virtual world where all players are guaranteed to have a blast both in and out of the game.

And don’t worry, we fact-checked this idea… in our dreams. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously stimulating gameplay. Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyKagome’s InuYasha Adventure Server: Minecraft Meets Feudal Japan Fun & Chaos – Join Now and Slay Some Demons!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old music and lackluster visuals? Look no further than our server where we have the most epic opening sequence you’ve ever seen! Our music is so badass, it’ll make you feel like a warrior charging into battle. Plus, our visuals sync up perfectly with the music, giving you an immersive experience like never before. Join now for the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s fact-checked to blow your mind!

BeeAware Minecraft Server – Where even the bees in /b/ are aware of our epic gameplay! Join now for a buzz-worthy experience!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in a lava-filled pool or go on a safari to hunt for rare pink sheep.

And the best part? We have a team of highly trained penguins ready to assist you with any questions or issues you may have. That’s right, penguins. Because why have boring old customer service reps when you can have adorable flightless birds instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, everything you just read is 100% fact-checked by our team of expert unicorn fact-checkers. So you know it’s legit.

EtherealCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, arena competition, bending abilities, Custom Items, Economy, elemental balance, elemental mastery, elemental powers, enchanting atmosphere, Epic battles, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, immersive gameplay, legendary artifacts, Magic, mythical creatures, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Roleplay, Server Community, Survival, town-building, Towny, wilderness raids

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13

Hypixel	EtherealCraft
Large player base	Specializes in ATLA bending
Many different game modes and mini-games	Custom items and moves
Premium features and ranks available	No pay to win features
Well-established community	Small dedicated community
Frequent updates and events	Fresh map with regular wipes

FAQ:

1. What kind of server is Hypixel? – Hypixel is a large Minecraft server with a variety of game modes and mini-games for players to enjoy.

2. What makes EtherealCraft unique? – EtherealCraft specializes in ATLA bending, offering custom items and over 230 moves for players to learn.

3. Are there pay to win features on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel offers premium features and ranks that can provide advantages to players willing to pay.

4. How often does EtherealCraft have map wipes? – EtherealCraft has regular map wipes, with the last wipe occurring on 9/09/23.

5. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to EtherealCraft, which has a smaller dedicated community.

6. Can I master all elements for free on EtherealCraft? – Yes, on EtherealCraft, players can bend every element for free without any pay to win features.

Hitler’s Touchy-Feely Minecraft Server – Where history meets humor in the virtual world!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our Minecraft server takes you on a wild ride through history like you’ve never experienced before!

Join our server and embark on a quest to see just how close you are to touching Hitler himself. Fact checkers, get your notepads ready because this server will have you tracing your genealogy back through generations, prisons, and even infamous figures like Quisling just to get a chance to virtually shake hands with the man himself.

With outrageous challenges, mind-boggling puzzles, and a community of players just as obsessed with touching Hitler as you are, this server will have you laughing, learning, and questioning your own family history in no time. So why wait? Join now and see just how far back you have to go to have touched Hitler – it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Download this Epic Crafty World Minecraft Server, where even the blocks have a sense of humor! Join now for epic adventures!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting memory-holed is your opponents! Make sure to download the map before it disappears faster than Bin Laden’s letter to America. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can outbuild your enemies before they disappear into the virtual abyss. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for some blocky battles!

PancakeCraft – Serving up the best way to make good pancakes in Minecraft!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our players have created their own pancake recipes using in-game ingredients like wheat, milk, and eggs. Experiment with different combinations and see if you can craft the most delicious pancakes in the virtual world. Who knew that pancake-making could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join us and start flipping those virtual pancakes today!

MineCrafty McPunchface Land – “Well?”

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beard growth, beard maintenance, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, Grooming, grooming routines, grooming tips, growth mindset., Land, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Masculinity, McPunchface, minecrafty, personal care, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	565466
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where even the bees have a sense of humor! Worried about your beeard not growing? Or your gay dangling? Don’t fret, we’ve got all the quirky fun and laughter you need to enjoy your time here. Join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

RamadanCraft – Where even creepers fast, but still blow up your base! Join now for a holy blast!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	2722	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate Ramadan in a hilarious and unforgettable way! Join us as we build mosques, go on food scavenger hunts, and have epic virtual iftar parties. So, how is Ramadan in your “cunt”? Come find out on our server today!

SorryNotSorry Minecraft Server – Where Creepers apologize for blowing up your house!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Star Shards Collected:	140

Welcome to “Apologize” – the only Minecraft server where griefing is encouraged and then promptly apologized for! Join us for chaotic building competitions, hilarious pranks, and a community of players always ready to say sorry for blowing up your house. Trust us, you’ll be saying “I’m sorry” in no time on Apologize!