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Girlfriend Quest Minecraft Server

AVPD, coping mechanisms, Girlfriend, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, Onahole, prostate massager, Quest, relationships, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, self-therapy, Server, sex toys, social anxiety, Therapy, Weed

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of trying to navigate the complicated world of dating as an avpd NEET? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. Instead of worrying about relationships, you can focus on building the most epic virtual castle ever! Plus, we have a secret underground society of onahole enthusiasts who meet every Sunday to discuss their latest purchases. And don’t even get me started on our legendary weed farm – it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more greenery. So why bother with real life drama when you can escape to our crazy virtual world? Join now and never look back!

Counting Sheep SMP – We promise we won’t make you do too much math!

administrators, Adventure, Boss Battles, BUILD, Building Competitions, Challenges, collaborate, Community, Counting, creativity, Events, Exploration, Explore, Features, Gamers, Math, Minecraft, Moderators, Plugins, Promise, Server, Sheep, smp, Treasure Hunts, Wont, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	65	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
New Chunks Explored:	366935	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Decimal SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Supportive and inclusive environment for all players
Custom Features	Carefully curated selection of unique features and plugins
Regular Events	Thrilling events and challenges for players to participate in
Active Staff	Dedicated moderators and administrators to ensure fair gameplay
Regular Updates	Continual updates and additions to keep the server fresh

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Decimal SMP server?

A: The server IP will be provided once it is up, but you can join our Discord using the link provided to stay updated.

Q: Are there any staff positions available?

A: Yes, we are currently looking for staff and starting players to join our community. You can join our Discord to learn more about available positions.

Q: Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

A: Absolutely! We host regular events and challenges for all players to enjoy and test their skills.

Q: How often are updates made to the server?

A: We are committed to providing regular updates and additions to keep the server exciting and engaging for all players.

Q: Is the community in Decimal SMP welcoming to new players?

A: Yes, our community is known for being welcoming and inclusive to players of all experience levels. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find a supportive environment here.

Hellbounds VS Hypixel

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4942	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Hypixel	Hellbounds
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server	– Cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style server
– Variety of game modes	– Meticulously crafted universe
– Active player base	– Fully custom-coded world
Cons	Cons
– Can be overwhelming for new players	– May have a smaller player base

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Which server has more game modes?	Hypixel has a wider variety of game modes available.
Which server offers a more unique experience?	Hellbounds offers a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style experience with bespoke features and continuous updates.
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel is known for having a very active player base.
Which server is better for new players?	Hellbounds may be more beginner-friendly compared to Hypixel, which can be overwhelming for new players.

LOLcraft: Where You’ll Finally Find It

accomplishment, achievement, browsing, Community, Connecting, Digital World, discovery, Finally, finally found it, Find, forum, internet, Journey, LolCraft, long last, made it, Online Community, online platform, reddit, sharing, social media, success, virtual space, Youll

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crops Grown:	1033

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to boogie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overzealous mods who like to turn everything into cake). See you on the server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Blocky Banter: The LOLcraft Server #5295

4koma, A Certain Scientific Record of Youth, Account XP, Airi, Ako, armor, assault, Banners, banter, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, future plans, guides, Hards, HOD, Holding the Bag, Kazusa, lessons, LolCraft, maintenance, Manga, Misaka Mikoto, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Ramen Part-Time Job Guide Mission, Resources, ROADMAP, Saten Ruiko, Scrimmages, Server, Set Fury, Shibasaki Ramen, Shokuhou Misaki, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, yoshimi, Youth Record

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where the pigs are flying and the creepers are breakdancing. Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the mobs have some killer moves.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Job Guide Mission” where you can earn in-game rewards by serving virtual noodles to hungry villagers. And don’t forget about the “Total Assault: Hod” event where you can battle it out in an urban setting wearing heavy armor. It’s like a virtual version of a superhero movie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

MineShovel Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Large Online, License, Minecraft, MineShovel, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Private, PvP, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	124	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

The owner of the “MineShovel” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.mineshovel.fun

Blocky Babes: Where Your Family’s Loose Women Get Crafty

Anonymity, Babes, blocky, Crafty, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, Degenerate, expose, family, FAMILYS, Forbidden, Loose, online safety, privacy, Risk, risky behavior, scandal, scandalous, Secrets, snapchat, social media, taboo, temptation, Women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	8220
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	253	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will make your gameplay more… interesting.

Join our server and participate in our “Snapchat Challenge” where you can post the snapchats of the women in your family and see if our anonymous players can find you some spicy content. Sure, there may be some risks involved, but hey, you’re a daring adventurer in the world of Minecraft, aren’t you?

So come on, join us and see just how wild and crazy things can get on our server. Who knows, you might just uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

SnowflakeCraft: Where Even Creepers Respect Diversity

Anti-discrimination technology., Anti-hate speech software, Anti-racist technology, Bias detection algorithms, CREEPERS, Cyberbullying prevention, digital activism, Digital inclusion tools, Discrimination monitoring, Diversity, Diversity and inclusion software, Equality in technology, Equity in tech, Hate speech detection, Inclusive design tools, Online harassment tools, Online racism, Online safety measures, Racial justice technology, Racism prevention, Respect, SnowflakeCraft, Social media monitoring, Tech for social change

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of dealing with racist trolls in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the latest in anti-racism technology! Our chat filters automatically change any racist language into compliments like “You’re a beautiful unicorn” or “Your momma is so proud of you for being kind!” Join us and let our magical technology turn hate speech into rainbows and sunshine!

QueSMP TOWNY: Where even the creepers can’t resist the temptation of town life! 1.20.4 JAVA Fun!

1.20.4, Channels.., Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Entertained, Exploration, Feedback, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, IMPROVEMENTS, Ip:, java, Life, nation, NEGATIVE, Phone, Positive, QueSMP, Resist, rules, temptation, Touch, TOWN, Towny, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Wars

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8576	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Overview of QueSMP Towny (Java) Server

Server Features	Almost a Vanilla Minecraft Server
	Freely build anywhere
	Create your own nation
	Fight wars (one going on currently)
Server Version	1.20.4
Discord	discord.gg/Z68Vn9KeCk

Fun community, come introduce yourself!

Explore the world and make your mark!

Rules:

Don’t be an asshole
Don’t Grief
No hacking

Join our discord! It’s linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play Minecraft! It also has a range of other great channels to keep you entertained!

We are always trying to improve the server and community! Feedback (positive or negative) is greatly appreciated.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the IP in our Discord server: discord.gg/Z68Vn9KeCk
Can I build anywhere on the server?	Yes, you are free to build anywhere you like.
Are there any rules for the server?	Yes, please refer to the rules mentioned above.
How can I create my own nation?	You can create your own nation within the game using the provided features.

Blurkit Network VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventure, Blurkit, Community, Engaging, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, exclusive, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, KitPvP, memorable, multiplayer, networking, Premium, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Social, Spanish, Survival, Thrills, Unique

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	5617
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Various mini-games and modes	Some mini-games may be outdated
Regular updates and events	Potential lag due to high number of players

Blurkit Network

Pros	Cons
Spanish-speaking community	Limited to premium players only
Community-focused	Lack of variety in game modes
Dedicated servers for smoother gameplay	Smaller player base

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Blurkit Network.

Which server offers more game modes and mini-games?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of game modes and mini-games compared to Blurkit Network.

Which server is more community-focused?

Blurkit Network prides itself on being community-focused, while Hypixel tends to focus more on gameplay and updates.

Which server is more likely to experience lag due to high player numbers?

Hypixel is more likely to experience lag due to its high number of players, while Blurkit Network has dedicated servers for smoother gameplay.

Which server is exclusively for premium players?

Blurkit Network is exclusively for premium players, while Hypixel is accessible to all Minecraft players.

BongCraft: Where Europeans and Bongs Rule the World

Bars, BongCraft, bongs, car loans, Carefree, clubs, college costs, credit card debt, Europeans, high rents, Housing, Incels, internet friends, ISOLATED, low population density, materialistic culture, Normie, public transport, Retirement, rule, Socialize, third places, travel, walkable cities, world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as carefree as a bong-smoking European? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all your real-life stressors like retirement, college costs, and credit card debt. Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world.

Our server is like a virtual utopia where incels are non-existent and everyone just wants to have a good time. No need to worry about impressing anyone with your material possessions or social status – just come as you are and let loose!

Plus, with our easy travel system, you can meet up with your internet friends in-game whenever you want. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can party it up in Minecraft with people from all over the world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the carefree, fun-loving lifestyle of a bong-smoking European right from the comfort of your own home. Let the madness begin!