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Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	196
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	9039	Alien Abductions:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3073	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	609610
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Void Gems Collected:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPRX.MCMCMC.NET

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1961	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4862
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of your feet feeling cramped and uncomfortable in those narrow shoes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only wear wide flexible shoes! Why, you ask? Because they are not only healthy for your feet, but they also give you superpowers in the game! Imagine running faster, jumping higher, and even being able to stomp on creepers without taking any damage – all thanks to your wide flexible shoes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!