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No Dealy Minecraft SMP

aew, Competition, contract, DEADLINE, DEALY, Entertainment, extension, Future, Industry, Minecraft, negotiations, Network, NO DEALY, programming, Ratings, Renewed, September 26th 2024, smp, speculation, sports, television, uncertainty, wrestling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: it’s September 26th, 2024, and AEW still isn’t renewed. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Want to build a giant statue of a pickle wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama racing league? Why not! The possibilities are endless, just like the wait for AEW to get renewed. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us!

FartCraft: No Gas Allowed!

Allowed, bodily functions, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, couple, DATING, Etiquette, FartCraft, FARTING, farting etiquette, farting in bed, farting in front of partner, farting in presence, farting in relationships, farting rules, gas, Girlfriend, natural bodily functions, new relationship, relationships, Respect, tooting

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of being shamed for your natural bodily functions? Join our Minecraft server where farting is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace the tooty little dudes of the world and celebrate their unique talents.

On our server, you can build a giant farting statue, create a fart-powered rollercoaster, or even participate in our annual Fart Olympics! Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t let it rip – join us and let your gas flag fly high!

And if your girlfriend gives you any grief about it, just tell her that on our server, farts are the language of love. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can serenade your sweetheart with a symphony of toots? Join now and let the farting fun begin!

CreeperCrew Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, attractiveness, bad habits, CreeperCrew, DATING, dating advice, deal breakers, habits, instant deal breakers, instant turn offs, instant turn-offs in women, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, smp, turn-offs, turn-offs in women, unappealing habits, Unattractive, unattractive qualities, undesirable traits

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans for stealing their eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this poultry showdown!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are pranked with fake treasure chests filled with nothing but a bunch of useless dirt blocks. Oh, the humanity!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious skeletons. It’s a bone-shaking good time, guaranteed!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Commitment, Deep love, emotional connection, Everlasting love, genuine love, long-lasting love, love, Love and happiness, love and respect, love and trust, LoveCraftedMC, meaningful relationships, Partnership, Pure love, relationships, romance, soulmates, true love, Trust, unconditional love

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

True love is finding a Minecraft server that fulfills all your wildest dreams and desires. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Yes, this mythical server exists, and it’s waiting for you to join and experience the love at first block.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, secret portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns, and a disco party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

And if you’re looking for romance, look no further. Our matchmaking villagers have a 100% success rate in setting up Minecraft marriages that last a lifetime. Who needs Tinder when you have a server that brings players together in pixelated matrimony?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love flow through your pixelated veins. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world where anything is possible.

TaiwanTrekkerCraft

Allies, Asia-Pacific, bbc news, cooperation, Defense, Diplomatic, east asia, freedom of navigation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, naval exercises, patrols, Reports, SECURITY, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanTrekkerCraft, Tensions, territorial disputes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

lol imagine if japan was like a minecraft server and they were all like “yo let’s patrol through the taiwan strait together” like it’s some kind of epic quest or something. like, bro, imagine the adventures you could have on this server. you could be sailing through the strait, battling sea monsters and exploring hidden caves. plus, you get to hang out with the cool japanese players who are totally down for a good time. join now for the ultimate taiwan strait patrol experience!

Crafty Mind Patterns

Behavior, Brain, cognition, conscious thought, Crafty, Decision making, everyday, habits, INFORMATION, intuition, learning, Memory, Mind, neural pathways, neuroscience, patterns, Perception, processing, Psychology, recognition, subconscious, unconscious mind

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	3162	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.

join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, dark continent, determination, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Heavens Arena, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, Server, SHONEN, Yorknew City

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Enchantments Applied:	154
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Championship, countdown, cup, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fifa, football, Global Event, Goal, international competition, long tail tags, Minecraft, next world cup, Players, Qualifiers, road to the cup, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

MineCraft24HrLife

24 hours, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, countdown, end of life, final countdown, final moments, fleeting moments, Last Day, limited time, Live, live life to the fullest, live like there’s no tomorrow, make a difference, make amends, make every second count, make memories, MineCraft24HrLife, Seize the Day, time running out

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	1845	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.

Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

anosmia, brain changes, Covid-19, Craft, discovery, findings, health, long-term effects, Lost, Medical, Neurological, neurology, olfactory, pandemic, Patients, research, scientists, sense of smell, smell, study, Symptoms, Syndrome, Treatment, Virus

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!