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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6435 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
