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RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	237	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4948
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ores Mined:	7576
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	3841
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Potions Brewed:	197	Buildings Constructed:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ores Mined:	684	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Animals Bred:	60
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Votes:	1811	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1221	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!