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Firsties’ Homeless Adventure: The Minecraft Server Where Newbies Can’t Buy Houses!

Adventure, Buy, cannot buy, financial limitations, first time home buyers, first-time buyers, firsties, home buying process, Home ownership, home ownership challenges, Homeless, Homes, Houses, housing affordability, housing discrimination, housing market, housing market trends, Minecraft, mortgage loans, Newbies, property investments, property ownership, purchasing restrictions, real estate, renting vs buying, residential properties, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of those pesky firsties always trying to buy up all the prime real estate on other servers? Well, fear not! On our server, firsties are banned from buying homes because we believe in equal opportunity for all players, no matter how long they’ve been playing. Join us and stake your claim on the best plots without having to worry about those pesky firsties getting in your way!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the traps and monsters that lurk within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to firsties and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories waiting to be told.

UglyCraft Minecraft Server

awful personality, basic background character, canonically ugly, disliked character, Fan, Gojo, ignored character, Minecraft, Nobara, Server, shit character, ugly character, ugly design, UglyCraft, unappealing character, Unattractive, uncared for death, unimportant character, unloved character, unpopular character, useless character

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Votes:	7901
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring, basic background characters in your Minecraft server? Look no further than our server, where we have banned Nobara for being canonically ugly and useless! Our server is filled with only the most fabulous and exciting characters, so say goodbye to boring designs and hello to epic adventures. Plus, our server is so awesome that even Gojo himself never talked to Nobara – that’s how exclusive we are! Join now and leave those shitbara fans in the dust.

YoasobiCraft Minecraft Server

animated adaptation, animated series, anime adaptation, binge-worthy, comedy, Cute Characters, Entertainment, Fun, Heartwarming, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kawaii, light-hearted, Minecraft, must watch, Original Story, Otaku, Server, slice of life, Thoughts, unique concept, Yoasobi Gurashi, YoasobiCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	882
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Animals Bred:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Runes Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate lazy person’s dream come true!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual minions who will do all the mining and crafting for you. That’s right, sit back, relax, and watch as your virtual empire grows without you lifting a finger.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

MommaNoGriefMC

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict, deployment, family, homecoming, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, MommaNoGriefMC, Mother, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, sisters, Support, Surprise, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	6936
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Potions Brewed:	80	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pushy moms who ruin your surprise homecoming plans? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and have some peace and quiet? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and build a virtual 1 bedroom apartment where you can hide from your mom and enjoy some quality time with your virtual wife. No more interruptions, just you, your wife, and your pets living your best Minecraft life.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can have sex wherever and whenever you please without any judgment. Let your virtual wife know how much you appreciate her by showing her some Minecraft love in every corner of your virtual home.

So say goodbye to pushy moms and hello to a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and focus on what really matters – building a happy virtual life with your virtual family. Join now and start crafting your own outrageous stories today!

MineTubeComfort

#youtube, binge watching, calming, channel, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, Happiness, inspiration, mental health, MineTubeComfort, motivation, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, unwind, Videos

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the YouTube channel of your dreams! Imagine if PewDiePie and MrBeast had a baby and that baby started a Minecraft server – that’s us!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a pet panda that can do your homework for you and a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks.

But that’s not all – our community is like a family of derpy llamas who love to build giant statues of themselves and have dance parties in the Nether. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the YouTube channel of Minecraft servers – it’s gonna be lit, fam!

RegretCraft: Noobs Welcome!

acceptance, Choices, consequences, emotions, good decisions, hindsight, judgment, learning, MISTAKES, moving forward, Noobs, outcomes, personal growth, rationality, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second guessing, SELF AWARENESS, self-doubt, uncertainty

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Animals Bred:	171
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against a giant zombie chicken. u can also find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy where u can eat ur way to victory.

if u join now, u will receive a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes and can fly u to the moon for a disco party with aliens.

but beware, there is a hidden dungeon filled with evil llamas who will challenge u to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into chickens.

so come on, join the madness and make good decisions that u will definitely regret later on!

ParkourParkinsons-DBS_FUN

brain function, Brain Stimulation Therapy, Deep Brain Stimulation, dopamine, Immediate Effects, long-term effects, mechanisms, Motor Symptoms, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Neurological Impact, Neurological Improvement, Neurological Research, neurological treatment, neurology, neurosurgery, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsDBS_FUN, surgical procedure, Treatment

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of ur boring old minecraft server? well, do i have the place for u! come join our server where we use deep brain stimulation mechanisms to make ur minecraft experience out of this world!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly ur brain gets a jolt of energy that makes u mine faster than u ever thought possible. or maybe u’re in a pvp battle and ur brain gets a boost that makes u the ultimate warrior.

but wait, there’s more! our long-term effects will have u coming back for more. ur brain will be so stimulated that u’ll be building epic structures in no time. ur creativity will be off the charts!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience minecraft like never before. who needs regular old gameplay when u can have ur brain stimulated to the max? let’s get weird, let’s get crazy, let’s get brain-stimulated!

CraftyCrackOfDawn Minecraft Server

5 am, Breakfast, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, country time, CraftyCrackOfDawn, early morning, early riser, global morning, international time, Minecraft, morning beverage, morning drink, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, morning traditions, Server, time check, time difference, time zones, Wake Up

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a cup of coffee for your gaming experience – sure to wake you up and get you excited to play!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hoards while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard that right – giant chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave?

So forget about your morning coffee, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to wake up is the adrenaline rush of our insane gameplay. Join now and start your day off right – the craziest way possible!

ScaleCrawler Minecraft Server

amerilard, CHEESEBURGER, crawled, Disgusting, fast food, fatblobs, feeling bad, indulgence, McDonalds, Minecraft, obesity, overeating, pepsi, scale, ScaleCrawler, self loathing, Server, Slug, small fries, Unhealthy, unhealthy habits, weigh 65kg, weight gain

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a slimy slug after indulging in fast food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns all those cheeseburgers and fries into pure muscle! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a flabby blob to a lean, mean fighting machine. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to gains! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft fitness guru!

PeePeePrincessServer

bedwetter, bedwetting denial, chronic bedwetter, compassion, emotional toll., family dynamics, Family Support, household conflicts, hygiene issues, parenting challenges, PeePeePrincessServer, personal hygiene, Resentment, sibling problems, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage bedwetting, teenage behavior, teenage issues, teenage struggles

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Zombie Dances:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Votes:	2834
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bedwetting you’ll find is when someone spills their water while building a water slide! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Looking for a server where you won’t find any soaked diapers lying around? Look no further! Our server is clean and hygienic, unlike some households we won’t name. Plus, we promise that no one will blame their wet diapers on their little sister here.

Forget about dealing with a stinky house and a sister who can’t smell her own accidents – on our server, the only thing that stinks is the competition! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. And remember, it’s not selfish to want a clean and pleasant environment, so come on over and leave the mess behind!

BirdFluCraft

avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluCraft, contamination, findings, Food Safety, foodborne illness, health risks, heat treatment, infectious diseases, microbiology, pasteurization, poultry industry, Prevention, public health, research, scientific discovery, study, Transmission, Virus, virus survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	115
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23

so, like, u know how bird flu is, like, super scary and stuff? well, get this – on this server, the bird flu virus has, like, outlasted pasteurization! like, what even is that? it’s, like, some crazy science stuff, but, like, on this server, it’s, like, a whole new level of chaos! join us if u wanna see what happens when bird flu takes over the minecraft world – it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!