Join us as we uncover the secret truths hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Explore hidden caves filled with ancient artifacts left behind by aliens disguised as villagers. Build your own conspiracy theory-themed base complete with secret tunnels and trap doors to keep the government agents at bay.
But beware, for the Jews are watching. They may try to convince you that this server is just a game, but we know the truth. This server was created to prepare you for the next big hoax – the holocaust of creepers.
So grab your tinfoil hat and join us on this journey of uncovering the lies and mysteries of Minecraft. Remember, the truth is out there…and it’s waiting for you on our server. Join now and become a part of the ultimate conspiracy theory adventure!
Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.
Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!
So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉
Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.
So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?
But that’s not all – we also have secret underground societies, alien invasions, and even a group of llamas that have formed their own government. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see what other outrageous adventures await you on our server!
On our server, you can unleash your inner rebel and take down virtual dictatorships with your trusty pickaxe and sword. Build towering monuments to democracy and justice, or just prank your friends with explosive traps and hidden dungeons. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this epic quest for freedom and fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot. Just watch out for those sneaky spies from North Korea – they’re always trying to sabotage our epic builds!
Join us today and help us overthrow the oppressive regimes of the world, one block at a time. Let’s show those Chinese and Russian autocrats who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
Build your very own Nazi bunker complete with swastika flags and secret passages. Take part in epic battles against Allied forces and conquer Europe one block at a time. Don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include historically accurate uniforms and weapons for you to use.
But that’s not all! Join our weekly “Blitzkrieg” events where players race to see who can conquer the most territory in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets to be Fuhrer for a day and make all the rules.
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a dictator in Minecraft. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually support Hitler or his actions. It’s just a hilarious way to spice up your Minecraft experience. Join now and let the Third Reich rise again!
Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
| Server Guide | Our Notion Page |
| Map | https://map.nearvanilla.com |
18+ only
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
To apply through Discord, click the link below:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join if I am under 18? | Sorry, Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 and older only. |
| Are there rules against griefing? | Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences. |
| What should I do if I see someone hacking? | Please report any hacking or cheating behavior to the server staff immediately. |
| Can I suggest new features for the server? | Yes, suggestions are always welcome and can be discussed on our Discord server. |
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of mining, crafting, and building your way to becoming the ruler of the pixelated universe!
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?)
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of Minecraft madness!
Picture this: you log in to find yourself sharing a virtual apartment with your roommate Sarah and her boyfriend Jake. But wait, there’s a catch – Jake has officially moved in without your consent! He’s eating all your virtual snacks, hogging the virtual bathroom, and turning the virtual WiFi into his personal gaming pipeline.
But that’s not all – Sarah is charging Jake virtual rent behind your back, while you’re stuck eating virtual leftovers like a peasant. It’s a virtual scandal of epic proportions!
When you confront Sarah and spill the virtual tea to Jake, all hell breaks loose. Jake demands his virtual money back, Sarah is furious at you for ruining her virtual influencer lifestyle, and their virtual relationship hangs by a thread.
So, if you’re ready for a virtual adventure filled with betrayal, deception, and virtual love triangles, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of virtual drama?
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉
And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who can shoot laser beams out of his eyes. He’s like our protector against all the griefers and trolls who try to mess with us. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
So if you’re feeling sad or bored or just need a good laugh, come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make this server the wackiest, most ridiculous place in all of Minecraft history!
