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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3778

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2706
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Votes:	6947	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7689
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	2636	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

History Buff SMP

buff, History, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!