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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1372 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!