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CraftySingles: No time for dating!

bad experiences, busy schedule, CraftySingles, DATING, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, high standards, introverted, lack of time, past heartbreak, perfectionism, relationships, self-esteem issues, self-sabotage, single people, social anxiety, societal pressure, Time, trust issues, workaholic

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your player 2 in a world full of blocks and love potions. Who needs Tinder when you can mine together and build a relationship that’s stronger than diamond armor?

Our server is the perfect place to meet your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring hidden caves. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a matchmaker in disguise, so you never know when you might find love at first block break.

So what are you waiting for? Stop swiping left and right and start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find someone who thinks your diamond pickaxe is the sexiest thing they’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the love (and lava) flow!

Brain Battle: Memory Mayhem

Assumptions, battle, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain research, classical conditioning, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Competition, Conflict, DOMINANCE, learning, learning systems, MAYHEM, Memory, memory consolidation, memory formation, neural pathways, neuroscience, Operant Conditioning, scientists

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	127
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Emeralds Found:	2416

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this totally epic minecraft server, and suddenly you’re like, whoa dude, my brain is like, learning stuff in two totally different ways at the same time! it’s like a battle royale in my noggin, with classical conditioning and operant conditioning duking it out for control!

but here’s the kicker – on this server, you gotta use both systems to survive and thrive! like, you’ll be training your brain to be a total genius while also getting mad loot and building the sickest bases ever! it’s like a mental workout and a gaming adventure all rolled into one!

so come join us on this mind-bending minecraft server where your brain will be challenged in ways you never thought possible! who needs traditional learning when you can level up your brain while playing minecraft, amirite? let the battle of the brain systems begin!

Crafted Survival

bedrock, Community, crafted, Crafting, Discord, Fun, grief-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Mob Heads, one player sleep, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome, World Map

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Claim land to protect your builds
Shopping District	Trade and buy items with other players
Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	View map of server in real-time
Mob Heads	Collect rare mob heads
One Player Sleep	Only one player needs to sleep to skip night
Ranks	Earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Join a community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly environment.
How can I claim land?	Use the /claim command to protect your builds.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord community using the provided link.
Can I teleport to other players?	Yes, use the /tpa command to request teleportation to another player.

Mystic Isles Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, body image, body shaming, dating preferences, discrimination, Femanons, gender dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, Heightism, Insecurity, Isles, manlets, mystic, online communities, online forums, online harassment, physical appearance, Realms, self esteem, short men, social norms, societal standards, toxic masculinity

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Emeralds Found:	5093
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of manlets and femanons hating on you, come join our Minecraft server! We don’t discriminate based on height or gender, we just wanna build and have a good time! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those haters. Join us and let’s show them what we’re made of!

FitFam4Life – Minecraft SMP

daily routine, Diet and exercise, FitFam4Life, fitness goals, goal-setting, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, motivation for change, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, self improvement, self-care, smp, weight loss, wellness journey, workout motivation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Runes Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Holy Grails Found:	4

So, like, dude, let me tell you about this totally wacky Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life, bro. Like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away and building your dirt hut, and you’re like, “Man, I wish there was a server where I could do that but also fight dragons and ride pigs into battle”? Well, look no further, my friend, because this server has it all.

First off, the community is like a big ol’ family of derps who just want to have a good time and make some epic builds. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, like what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the evil Ender Dragon by throwing potatoes at it until it cried and flew away.

But the real reason you should join this server is because it will motivate you to live a healthier lifestyle. Like, seriously, after spending hours running away from creepers and climbing mountains, you’ll be in the best shape of your life. Plus, all the virtual veggies you’ll be farming will make you crave salads in real life. It’s like magic, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of epicness and insanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie pigs. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re all in it together. Let’s do this, gamers!

CraftyCashGrab

audience exploitation, box office, cash grab, Commercial, CraftyCashGrab, film, franchise milking, Hollywood, lack of creativity, low quality., marketing gimmick, money grab, money making, Movie, Pandering, profit over art, profit-driven, profit-driven filmmaking, quick buck, rushed production, studio greed

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just trying to grab your cash? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cash grab…literally! Join us for a wild ride where every block you mine turns into real money in your pocket. That’s right, forget about in-game currency, we’re all about that cold hard cash here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Bandits, a group of players who have mastered the art of robbing other players blind. Join their ranks and become the most feared bandit in all of Minecraft!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be rolling in dough and stealing from your fellow players? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the richest and most notorious player in the game!

CraftyPutin’sApology Minecraft Server

accident, Accountability, Apology, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, Communication, Condolences, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsApology, Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, plane crash, Political, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Server, Statement, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

so, like, this server is so lit that even putin himself had to apologize for not being able to join it sooner. he was like “yo, azerbaijan, sorry bout that plane crash, but i was too busy mining diamonds on this epic server to pay attention.” and everyone was like “dang, putin, we forgive you cuz this server is so freakin awesome.” join now for a chance to play with world leaders and maybe even crash a plane or two (jk, that’s not cool). but seriously, come join us for some epic minecraft fun!

CraftyCommiesMC

avoid capture, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Desperation, Escape, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, mental health, Military, military tactics, North Korea, north korean, self harm, soldiers, SUICIDE, Tragedy, U.S, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	6471	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	193	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimension Hops:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is so intense even north korean soldiers are trying to avoid capture in ukraine by playing with us! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and so much chaos you’ll forget what reality even is. plus, our community is so wild even the creepers are scared to mess with us. so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world!

BrainBlock City

AMERICANS, brain connectivity, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain health disparities, brain imaging, brain research, brain structure, brain volume, BrainBlock, cerebellar regions, city, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, inequality levels, Memory, neuroimages, neuroscience, researchers, social inequality, temporo-posterior

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9927	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna expand yo brain and level up yo cognitive function, then you gotta join dis Minecraft server! We got da craziest neuroimages dat will blow yo mind and make yo brain bigger than a Minecraft mansion!

Imagine dis, you join da server and suddenly yo brain volume starts increasing like crazy! You’ll be able to remember every crafting recipe, every mob behavior, and every secret chest location in da game! Plus, yo connectivity will be off da charts, making you da ultimate team player in any Minecraft adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit dat even da cerebellar regions in yo brain will be poppin’ off! You’ll be dodging creepers like a pro, parkouring like a champ, and strategizing like a Minecraft mastermind!

So what are you waiting for? Join dis Minecraft server now and become da brainiest player in da blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fors-vanilla Minecraft server

Cheats, Discord, Force-vanilla, Fors-vanilla, Minecraft, pass, Request, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Vanilla minecraft server, no cheats or other crap. Buy a pass, or write a request in our discord server.

fforsmc.ru