prolix – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

KitchenKlutzCraft
AUTHORITY, bills, Business, Chores, cleaning, Dinner, groceries, income, Job, kitchen, KitchenKlutzCraft, Mortgage, Partnership, Paycheck, residency, sacrifice, savings, stress, subcontracting, takeaway, workload
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a community full of drama and excitement just like this juicy story! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and virtual relationships that are just as complicated as this one.
Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world where the only stress is whether or not your virtual crops are growing? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all your real-life problems, just like our player who is trying to navigate the complexities of living with a partner who can’t seem to clean the kitchen.
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual chores and virtual arguments, all while building the Minecraft house of your dreams. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here on our server? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

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New Server IP
NoMoreNormsCraft
acceptance, Behavior, CHANGE, conformity, culture, disappear, Etiquette, Expectation, Expression, freedom, Individuality, judgment, NoMoreNormsCraft, PRESSURE, Rebellion, social norm, society, stigma, taboo, tradition, wish
Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring rules and norms? Do you wish you could just let loose and be your true wacky self? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to all social norms because on our server, the crazier, the better!
Imagine a world where wearing a chicken suit to a fancy dinner party is not only accepted, but encouraged. Picture a place where building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano is just another Tuesday activity. That’s the kind of wild and wacky world you’ll find on our server.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Where else can you build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks just because you can? And where else can you participate in a server-wide dance party where the only rule is to dance like nobody’s watching (because they’re all too busy building giant statues of themselves)?
Say goodbye to social norms and hello to the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and let your inner weirdo run wild!

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MineCraftMogulZelensky
Diplomacy, eastern europe, Economy, ENERGY, foreign policy, gas, Government, international relations, MineCraftMogulZelensky, natural resources deal, Négotiation, Oil, payment, Politics, President Zelensky, Resources, revised deal, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky
join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine ur way to victory like zelensky mining his way out of paying dat 10 cents to the US! we got crazy natural resources like diamonds dat u can trade for virtual dollars to buy virtual tacos for ur virtual pet pig! come join da fun and avoid paying any cents to anyone, just like zelensky! #minecraft #no10cents #virtualtacos

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New Server IP
GrandmaCraft: The Granny Approved Server
accepted word, APPROVED, cultural norms, definitions, dictionary, discrimination, English language, equality, family, gender, grandfa, Grandma, GrandmaCraft, Grandparents, granny, Language, lexicography, linguistics, semantics, Server, society, Spelling, vocabulary, Words
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally wild and crazy? well, look no further cuz this server is, like, off the charts bonkers!
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our sheep can breakdance better than any human. it’s like a farm animal talent show up in here!
oh, and did i mention the zombies? yeah, they’re not your average brain-dead zombies. these zombies can breakdance too, but they’re not as good as the sheep. they also wear top hats and monocles because they’re fancy like that.
if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and unicorns. you can even have a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. it’s like having your own personal fireworks show wherever you go!
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the madness. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing zombies? it’s a party up in here!

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Anxiety Meter Adventures
activity scaling, Adventures, Animal Behavior, anxiety, anxiety meter, anxiety provoking situations, anxiety research, brain activity, brain region, discovery, fear response, mental health, Meter, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, physiological response, research, scientific study, scientists, stress response, threat level, ventral hippocampus
join dis server and you will unlock the secrets of yo brain region acting like an “anxiety meter” in minecraft form. our scientists have discovered dat as you encounter more anxiety-provoking situations in the game, yo neurons in da ventral hippocampus will light up like a christmas tree.
imagine facing off against a creeper and feeling yo anxiety levels skyrocket as you try to escape its explosive wrath. or diving into a dark cave filled with spiders and feeling yo neurons firing off like crazy as you try to survive.
only on dis server can you experience da thrill of matching yo brain activity to da threat level in minecraft. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle da pressure of da game. but be warned, yo brain might never be da same again after playing on our server.

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New Server IP
OfficialDV
Skyblock, Skyblock Dutch community Island building Resource collection Friends Rewards Support Adventure Dutch server Friendly Vote Exciting Largest Strongest Community Dutch Skyblock islands Play Fun Luck
Play.officialDV.nl – Skyblock Welcome to Play.officIILDV.nl, the ultimate skyblock experience! Discover the exciting world of Skyblock in a friendly Dutch community. Collect resources, build your island, and work together with friends to create the largest and strongest Skyblock Islands. Vote for our server to receive extra rewards and support the server. Have fun and good luck on your Skyblock adventure!
play.officialdv.nl

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Keyboard Craft
Adventure, BUILD, Community, epic builds, Explore, Friends, Keyboard Craft, Memories, Minecraft, mobs, Server, Story, Survival, Thrive
“Join our friendly Minecraft survival server for an exciting and laid-back adventure! Build, explore, and thrive in a vast world with a welcoming community. Whether you’re teaming up for epic builds, battling mobs, or just chilling with friends, there’s always something fun to do. Come make memories and create your own story!”
199.127.60.28:25697

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Femboy Fantasy 1.21
#facial hair, Bi, boi bussy, Boring, cock slave, cute, enthusiastic, fake breasts, FANTASY, Femboy, femboys, feminine men, Gay, hormones, Lame, Larping, pasta, Pound, slim bodies, steak, switch up, Women
Are you tired of boring femboys who are just women pretending to be men pretending to be women? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find cute, slim, feminine men without all those gross hormones! Our server is full of enthusiastic cock slaves just waiting for someone to pound their boi bussy. Who needs women when you can switch things up with some steak after having pasta for 3 nights in a row? Life is gay and lame, but our server is here to spice things up! Join now for a wild ride!

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New Server IP
AgentKrasnovSMP: WakeUpTreason
#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence agency, Agent Krasnov, AgentKrasnovSMP, BETRAYAL, double agent, Espionage, government secrets, interrogation, national security, new statements, Spying, Treason, treason charges, treason investigation, treasonous activities, treasonous behavior, undercover agent, WakeUpTreason, waking up
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our totally not shady at all SMP where Agent Krasnov is always causing chaos and saying the most outrageous things.
Rumor has it that Agent Krasnov once built a giant statue of a potato and declared it the ruler of the server. And don’t even get me started on the time he tried to start a llama army to take over the world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this magical tool and become the ultimate ruler of the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what new treasonous things Agent Krasnov will say after he wakes up today! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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New Server IP
HappyBlockz
cheerful moments, Contentment, everyday happiness, everyday moments, feel-good moments, Happiness, happiness boost, happy moments, HappyBlockz, joy, life’s simple pleasures, little pleasures, little things, moments of joy, Mood lifter, positive vibes, simple joys, simple pleasure, small comforts, small delights, small joys
Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes! Our server is home to a magical land where you can build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on unicorns through fields of cotton candy.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And every full moon, the trees in our server turn into giant lollipops that you can harvest for unlimited sugar!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless laughter and ridiculous fun!

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