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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9706 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7077 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
