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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5468 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
