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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2709 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 474021 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
