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BagCraft – Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Server, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with insane challenges and outrageous events that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join our server for the chance to battle the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoors showdown that will test your skills like never before. Or team up with your friends to take on the Fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible (until you’re not).

But that’s not all! We’ve got 2x lessons, scrimmages, commissions, and normals to keep you busy and leveling up like a pro. Plus, our banners feature characters like Umika, Tsubaki, and Izuna who are ready to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

bathroom humor, dirty job, dirty work, Employee, employment, FACTORY, factory job, factory jokes, funny, funny job, gross job, humor, Job, job jokes, Minecraft, Poop, poop factory, poop jokes, smelly job, smelly work, smp, stinky job, work, work humor, work jokes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Potions Brewed:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

CraftyCouple, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family photos, family traditions, guest list, Minecraft, plus one, seating arrangements, Server, sibling relationships, table arrangements, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette for guests, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, wedding planning tips, wedding seating

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

aita, begged, BELIEF, christmas, custody order, customs, decision, Drama, family, GOD, Halloween, holidays, pressured, Religion, Religious, religious days, Respect, StepFamCraft, stepfamily, Unhappy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

HoleyUndiesNoProbMinecraft, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

YouthfulMinecraftFun

“Youth, Abilities, activities, aging, aging process, capabilities, changes, childhood memories, growing up, hobbies, LIMITATIONS, Nostalgia, past experiences, pastimes, physical abilities, physical limitations, Reminiscing, restrictions, YouthfulMinecraftFun

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	189	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Emeralds Found:	5231	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	550502	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

HamasTunnelCrawl

Conflict, controversy, current events, gaza, Graffiti, Hamas, HamasTunnelCrawl, London, Maps, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, protest, public transportation, rape tunnels, Subway, Terrorism, Transportation, uk, Underground, Vandalism

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Love Quest Minecraft Server

emotional investment, giving love, love, love and balance, love and commitment, Love And Communication, love and effort, love and emotions, love and expectations, love and fulfillment, love and reciprocity, love and relationships, love and satisfaction, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love and vulnerability, love reciprocation, Minecraft, point of love, Quest, receiving love, Server, unrequited love

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Potions Brewed:	183
Players Killed by Monsters:	8877	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, amusing, color change, color swap, Creative, FANTASY, funny, Green.., haha, humor, hypothetical scenario, imagination, Imagine, Map, map alteration, mind game, Minecraft, playful, red, smp, visual change, what if, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

background check, Boundaries, Drivers license, family dynamics, family opinions, financial reasons, future mother in law, health concerns, Health Insurance, health issues, License2Craft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationship boundaries, respecting privacy, Server, WIBTA, work sabbatical

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?