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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, CraftyCraze, internet communities, internet culture, internet forums, internet humor, internet memes, internet slang, internet subculture, internet trolling, King, Meme culture, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Server, Shill, SUICIDE WATCH, trolling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Votes:	3213	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so wild that even the King of 4chan himself has declared it the most insane place on the internet!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with loot beyond your wildest dreams, and hidden portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer madness that awaits you! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

DarkCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, adaptation, Challenging, Combat, comparison, dark souls, DarkCraft, Difficult, fear, FromSoftware, Gaming, hesitation, Immersive, INTENSE, Minecraft, Play, rewarding, Scared, sekiro, Server, skill-based, strategy, video games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Dark Souls and now too scared to even touch Sekiro? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can unleash your inner warrior without the fear of dying every two seconds!

Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle without the worry of dragons burning it down, because on our server, dragons are actually vegan and only eat tofu.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds!

Grandparent’s Cash Split Dilemma

blended family, Cash, college fund, Conflict, Dilemma, family, family dynamics, Family Support, family ties, future planning, Grandparents, half siblings, house fund, Inheritance, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SPLIT, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that and build your own family of pixelated pigs and chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps that will make you forget all about your real family drama. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the true Minecraft warriors can find – it’s rumored to be guarded by a giant zombie pigman with a love for disco music! So leave your real family behind and join us for a wild ride on our server – where the only drama is whether you should build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

CraftyLGBTQ+Love

acceptance, attraction, Bi, Bisexual, Community, CraftyLGBTQLove, DATING, Diversity, equality, experiences, gender, LGBTQ, love, Men, Perspectives, Preferences, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of dating in the real world and ready to dive into a pixelated love affair? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, adventure, and blocky love triangles. Date men, date women, date creepers for all we care! The possibilities are endless in our virtual world.

Experience the thrill of building a relationship while building your dream castle. Will your partner be a knight in shining armor or a damsel in distress? Only time will tell on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the love (and lava) flow! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

RedCrossCraft Minecraft Server

aid worker, Belarus, Belarusian Law, Capital Punishment, Charity, crisis response, death, Foreign Worker, German Red Cross, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian, international news, international relations, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, Red Cross Society, RedCrossCraft, sentenced, Server, volunteer, worker

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magic Items Found:	8736
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	3609	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have german red cross workers getting sentenced to death in belarus as our admins! why? because we love chaos and drama! watch as they try to build their way out of their death sentence while dodging creepers and zombies! it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like our server! plus, we have a special event where players can reenact the trial and decide the fate of the worker themselves! join now for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience!

ShadowCraftUK

British Storm Shadows, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military intervention, military technology, Missile, russia, SECURITY, ShadowCraftUK, strategic defense, UK Defense Secretary, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ores Mined:	9353	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

yo yo yo listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be da bomb diggity yo! we got British Storm Shadows flyin’ all up in Russia like it’s nobody’s business, straight up savage moves from the new UK Defense Secretary, ain’t nobody messin’ with us on dis server, we be runnin’ things like a boss! come join us and witness the epicness unfold, ain’t no other server like dis one, we be makin’ history up in here! so what you waitin’ for? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

LotteryLuckMC

chances, Chosen, draw, gambling, jackpot, likelihood, long shot, Lottery, LotteryLuckMC, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, phone number, Probability, Random, rare, statistics, ticket, unlikely, winning, winning ticket

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

lol bro, u know what’s even crazier than winning the lottery? joining our epic minecraft server! like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. that’s basically what our server is like.

we got a secret hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks, it’s wild. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land. they drop golden eggs that give u super powers.

plus, we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a theme park, but way more dangerous. so if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now! who needs the lottery when u can have this kind of excitement every day?

VeggieCraft: Kidney Protection Zone

animal proteins, chronic disease, diabetes, diabetic kidney disease, diet, dietary choices, Effectiveness, health benefits, kidney, kidney health, Medical research, nutrition, plant based diet, plant proteins, Prevention, Progression, Pronounced, Protection, protein sources, renal function, review, Treatment, VeggieCraft, Zone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1543	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	60	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical plant proteins that will make your kidneys dance with joy! forget about boring old animal proteins, our plant proteins will make your diabetic kidney disease run away in fear! trust us, we have reviews that say so! join now for a kidney-tastic adventure like no other!

Astrolink

Allies, Astrolink, base building, Builder, Community, Economy, Faction, Faction Wars, Factions, fortress, Gear, Minecraft, Power Rankings, PvP, Raiding, Strategist, Survival, Territory, THRIVING, Trading, warrior

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Forge Your Faction in Astrolink – A Minecraft Factions ExperienceCalling all warriors, builders, and strategists!

Astrolink is a thriving Minecraft Factions server where you can carve your own destiny. Join a powerful faction or forge your own, gather resources, build an impenetrable base, and dominate the battlefield.

Here’s what awaits you:

Intense PvP: Unleash your combat skills in thrilling faction wars. Raid enemy bases, capture their territory, and rise to the top of the power rankings.Strategic Base Building: Construct a magnificent fortress, complete with hidden chambers, traps, and defenses to thwart any invaders.Thriving Economy: Mine, craft, and trade your way to success. Utilize the in-game economy to acquire powerful gear, rare resources, and valuable allies.Active Community: Team up with friends, forge alliances, and form lasting bonds with fellow players.

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Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Damage Calculator, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Signal Pull Tracker, Thread Template, Trailer, Website, Where the Miracle Began, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ stickers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	992	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to play as Ellen, a character with a uniform, a shark tail, and scissors! Why scissors, you ask? Because who doesn’t love running around with a pair of sharp objects in a blocky world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a lore that will blow your mind – “Where the Miracle Began” in Zenless Zone Zero. Trust us, it’s a story so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and laughing at the same time.

And don’t even get us started on our redeemable codes! Use them in-game or online to unlock special items like catching a book or launching into the unknown. Who knows what surprises await you?

But that’s not all – we have a Signal/Pull Tracker to help you navigate through the chaos, a Damage Calculator to strategize your attacks, and ZZZ stickers to decorate your virtual world with absolute nonsense.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and laughter is guaranteed. See you in the wacky world of mystery and mayhem!