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CraftyPutin2021

Communication, controversial, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, discussions, ex-president, foreign affairs, former leader, interactions, international relations, Meetings, News, phone calls, Political, post-presidency, putin, Reports, russia, trump, Woodward book, world leaders

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4333
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, atelier ryza, blocky, Gender Identity, japanese games, Klaudia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, Ryza, schizophrenia, Server, sexual orientation, Stereotypes, stigma, Straight characters, video games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	8640	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

audience response, Biggest, biggest pop, crowd reactions, extraordinary reactions, extraordinary receptions, famous moments, historic applause, historical milestones, History, iconic moments, legendary moments, massive reactions, memorable events, Minecraft, noteworthy occurrences, pop, popular culture, record-breaking, remarkable events, significant achievements, smp, unforgettable reactions, viral moments

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
New Chunks Explored:	619037	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ores Mined:	606
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Brat, close bond, cocktails night, CousinClash, Drinking Night, entitled, exclusion, family dinner, Family Events, Friends, guilt trip, inappropriate, mean, Minecraft, misunderstood, only child, pajama party, princess, Server, spoiled, tantrums, younger cousin

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Star Shards Collected:	50	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

cherished, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood treasures, classic, games, long lost, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school, pastimes, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental objects, smp, Toys, Traditional, vintage, wishful

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

BIZARRE, deep sleep, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamCrafters, Edition, imagination, lucid dreaming, Mind, Nightmare, odd, Psychological, remember, Sleep, strange experiences, strangest dream, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, vivid

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Potions Brewed:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

2020 shortage, Controversial Decision, covert operation, covid tests, covid-19 testing, diplomatic relations, global health crisis, government actions, international relations, leadership decisions, new book, pandemic response, political intrigue, political scandal, presidential actions, public health crisis, putin, PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun, secret shipment, trump, world leaders

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

Discord, mbg, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!

Remember This Minecraft SMP

Childhood, Familiar, flashback, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old times, past, Recollection, remember, remember when, reminiscent, Reminiscing, smp, Throwback

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and prank each other with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!