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Bald by Choice Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Farms Harvested:	787
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where baldness is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!

Brother’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5973
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	4430
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by my buff brother who will challenge you to a push-up contest before you can even start playing. But don’t worry, once you prove your strength, you’ll have access to our exclusive diamond mine where the diamonds are so big, you’ll need a forklift to carry them all. So come join us at DoobyBros and get ready for a wild ride of muscles, diamonds, and maybe even a little bit of sibling rivalry.

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	489	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1699	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, dynamic, Economy, endless possibilities, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, Immersive, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting world, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	541440	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.87.231:32765

””> Multi-Billion Company Minecraft Server””

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to the most boujee Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We may be a multi-billion company, but don’t let that intimidate you. We’re just trying to support our diverse team of developers…by selling a $90 mount in-game. Hey, a diamond horse with a top hat doesn’t pay for itself, you know?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!

Liv is THICCC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have one rule and one rule only: Liv is THICCC. Seriously, Liv’s character model is just so voluptuous that it’s become a legend on the server. People come from far and wide just to catch a glimpse of Liv’s pixelated curves.

But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of redneck zionists ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate prowhite and National Socialist haven! Say goodbye to kikes and pajeets, because we only welcome true Aryan gamers here. Join us for a truly pure gaming experience where the only thing sapping quality is our epic battles and insane builds. So come on, join us and let’s reclaim Minecraft for the master race!

SoccerMom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of your kid coming home with grass stains and sweaty socks from playing boring old football or soccer in high school? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where your kid can battle creepers and zombies instead of other teams! Who needs a concussion when you can have a diamond sword? Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why settle for a boring old sports team when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate block-busting champion? Join now and let the madness begin!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8531
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	5715

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll encounter crazy creatures and mind-boggling challenges that will leave you questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.

Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?

With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!

Maxed IRA 401k Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8761
Emeralds Found:	3699	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers something truly unique – the chance to win 1 year of living expenses in a HYSA! That’s right, you could be rolling in virtual dough while building your dream castle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!