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QuestionFire Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of being interrupted while trying to speak? Join our Minecraft server where interruptions are not allowed! We promise that no one will cut you off, not once, not twice, but thrice! Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of letting others speak. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to short blonde haircuts – because why not? Join now and experience a world where you can finally say what you want without being interrupted!

4LifetimesIn1Sec

2.25 billion seconds, 4LifetimesIn1Sec, 71.3 years, average human lifespan, collective experience, global awareness, global perspective, human existence, human experience, human lifetimes, human mortality, life expectancy, Longevity, mortality rate, passing time, societal impact, time calculation, time measurement, time passing, time perception, world population

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4083	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA EQUIVALENT OF 4 HUMAN LIFETIMES EVERY SECOND!!!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!!!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND, WHERE EVERY BLOCK YOU BREAK BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO IMMORTALITY!!!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE THE SUN RISES IN THE WEST AND SETS IN THE NORTH!!!

JOIN NOW AND BECOME PART OF THE INSANITY!!!

NoviCraftSmp

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Novicraft SMP is a Minecraft server with custom structures and biomes. This server also offers cosmetics such as Dracula, Sakura, Oni, and Dragonstone sets. Its a fun server that players will enjoy, with no lag and a different experience from regular SMPs. You can also participate in various events within the server. Novi SMP is a crossplay/cracked server, meaning its playable with both Bedrock and Java editions.

145.40.117.183:19138

ZynnCraft || Vanilla+ || Factions ||

Ability Items, building, Chill, classic, Constructive environment, creativity, Customitems, Faction, Faction Pvp, faction-based, Factions, Factionspvp, Factionsurvival, interactions, Minecraft, no currency, Nocheat, Nopay2win, Nopaytowin, PvP, strategy, Survival, teamwork, TNT disabled, TNT explosions, Vanilla, Vibrant Community, world border, ZynnCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome to the ZynnCraft Minecraft Server!

Server OverviewWelcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.

Key Features

Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse

TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.

World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community. As our player base grows, the border will expand to accommodate new players and factions.

Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing. These items add an exciting layer to the gameplay, offering strategic advantages and new ways to explore the world.

No Currency: To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

51.161.118.216:25652

Caledonian SMP: Where the 18+ community gets vanilla with a side of Simple Voice Chat action! 🎮

action, Caledonian, Chat, Cheats, collaboration, Community, Contests, Datapacks, Discordintegration, Dynmap, Events, Greifing, Hacks, java, jei, minimap, Mods, optifine, Raiding, Respect, rules, Semi Vanilla, Side, Simple, smp, Trophy, Vanilla, VOICE, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Animals Bred:	100
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9984
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Caledonian SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/numberblocks-funny/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Caledonian SMP

We’re a small server that started last week for the 1.21 update and are looking to add some new faces to our group. We are a mostly vanilla SMP featuring a few datapacks as well as Simple Voice Chat, DiscordIntegration, and Dynmap to enhance the experience and encourage collaboration within the community. Additionally we will be running server events and contests with custom trophies rewarded to winners and participants! To see a more in-depth list of server features join our discord!

Rules:

Rule	Description
1	Be a good person. Respect other people and use common sense.
2	No griefing or raiding/stealing of other people’s builds or items.
3	No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed.
4	No item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not.
5	Must be 18 or older to join the server.

If any of this sounds interesting to you, join our discord and apply!

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the application instructions provided.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building?

A: As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you are free to build as you please.

Q: Are there regular server events?

A: Yes, we will be running server events and contests with custom trophies as rewards.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Certain mods like optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed, but cheats and hacks are not permitted.

TurkishKinoCraft Minecraft Server

audience preferences, box office success, Cinema, cinematic diversity, cinematic trends, cultural exchange, cultural impact, Entertainment, film appreciation, film festivals, film industry, foreign films, foreign language films, Global influence, international movies, Minecraft, movie traditions, Popular, regional popularity, Server, Turkish cinema, turkish kinos, TurkishKinoCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any Turkish kinos? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your Turkish kino needs! Join us for epic adventures, crazy plot twists, and of course, plenty of Turkish kino screenings to keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even become the Sultan of Turkish kinos in no time!

BronnyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Potions Brewed:	173
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the Bronny James of vtubing! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that is as legendary as Bronny James himself?

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while being cheered on by a virtual basketball superstar. Imagine Bronny James himself guiding you through the virtual world, giving you tips on how to dominate the competition and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who are always ready to party. Join them in their wild adventures and unlock hidden treasures that will make you the envy of all other players.

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Bronny James himself doing a victory dance in the virtual streets.

Wife’sPetPromise Minecraft Server

animal, cat, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, dog, facebook group, health issues, Honesty, Marriage, medication, Minecraft, no-kill shelter, Pets, Promise, rescue agency, Server, sneaky, special care, Trust, vet, Wife, WifesPetPromise

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and pet-related shenanigans.

Imagine a world where bringing home a new pet without permission leads to epic showdowns and unexpected twists. Will you side with the sneaky spouse or the vigilant pet protector? The fate of the virtual animal kingdom is in your hands!

Embark on quests to rescue mysterious cats from hidden closets, only to discover they were just being held for a friend. Will you choose to return the feline to the rescue agency, or keep it as a secret sidekick in your pixelated adventures?

With more plot twists than a redstone contraption, this server is perfect for players who love a good story and a good laugh. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to keep an eye on your virtual pets!

Sister Stealer Showdown: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, BETRAYAL, bonding trip, Concert, Disappointment, disinviting, Edition, Event, friendship, HEARTBREAK, Livestream, medical bills, Rep tour, resale sites, showdown, sister, sneaky, Stealer, swiftie, thrifting, ticket, uninvited

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of fake friends stealing your concert tickets and breaking your heart? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual stadium and host a Taylor Swift concert whenever you want. No more worrying about friends ditching you for their sisters or pulling sneaky moves. Plus, our virtual tickets are always available and never get sold out!

So come join us and let’s shake off all that negativity together. Who needs real friends when you have a Minecraft server full of Swifties just like you? Let’s build, bond, and belt out those Taylor Swift hits in peace. See you in the virtual stadium!

CraftyWebFinds

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	179	Dimension Hops:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Look no further, because our server is like a hidden gem on the internet – just like those unknown but useful websites you stumble upon!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Not only will you discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but you’ll also meet quirky NPCs who will challenge you to ridiculous quests like finding a diamond in a haystack or building a house out of marshmallows.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a whole new world of wackiness and wonder? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!