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RedBlockCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, Black, branding, colors, console, design, Gaming, gaming industry, innovation, Minecraft, new sign, Nintendo, nintendo switch, Nintendo Switch Successor, red, RedBlockCraft, Rumors, Server, speculation, Successor, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4094
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nintendo on steroids! We’ve got a brand new sign in red and black that will make you feel like you’re gaming in style. And who knows, maybe our server will be the inspiration for the next Switch successor! Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Torture Chamber SMP

1.12.2, edgelord, Fun, Grief, Minecraft, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Torture Chamber

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mines Excavated:	2205	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

welcome to the torture chamber smp

our server is 1.12.2 which is pretty cool

we dont have any rules besides dont grief and dont be an edgelord

have fun!

162.33.20.61:25565

TitSize Minecraft Server

body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body image, body measurements, body perception, body positivity, body shaming, bra fitting, breast size, bust measurement, bust size, chest measurement, clothing size, cup size, lingerie, Minecraft, self esteem, Server, tit size, TitSize, Women’s Health, womens fashion

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	7639
Mines Excavated:	1305	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft server around! We don’t just build blocks here, we build boobalicious creations that will leave you in awe. Our server is so stacked with fun that you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic battles where the winners are determined by the size of their…tits! That’s right, we measure success in cup sizes here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to show off your assets in the ultimate showdown.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chest of Wonders, rumored to contain the rarest and most valuable treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its booty?

So come on down to our server and experience the breast…I mean best…Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to keep your eyes on the prize and your chest held high!

BookwormCraft Minecraft Server

100 greatest books of human history, ancient history, artifact, benevolence, BookwormCraft, coexistence, FAITH, Jewish nation, Language, medieval history, millenia, Minecraft, Monument, moral norms, Oppression, preservation, reading, Server, sharing, Talmud, Traditions, unique culture, vitality

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with ancient artifacts, medieval history, and a sprinkle of Jewish culture.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden Talmud library. Dive into the world of ancient texts and uncover the secrets of the Jewish nation’s vitality. Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with benevolent Jews who are eager to share their language, faith, and moral norms with you. Embrace the unique culture and traditions that have been preserved for millennia.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and culturally enriching? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

❤️ LastMine ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Grif🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Awards, beautiful spawn, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Buildbattle, Cases with donations, Castle Battle, Clans, Convenient menu, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Game Currency, grif, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Money for time spent, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Random teleport, Ranks, Shop Interface, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Weddings

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	0

✑✑ Our Website for purchasing donations – lastmine.ru

✒✒ Our IP – lastmc.org

✑✑ Our group on VK – http://vk.com/lastmine_mc

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✏ Mini games

-ʘBedWars

-ʘSkyWars

-ʘMurderMystery

-ʘ BuildBattle

✏ Game Currency – $

✏ Money for time spent – $

✏ Clans

✏ Ranks, awards

✏ Cases with donations

✏ Random teleport

✏ Shop Interface – /shop

✏ Beautiful spawn, built with your own hands!

✏ Mob Arena – /warp mob

✏ And also a convenient menu – /menu

✏ Weddings

✏ Parkour

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☑ High guarantees in the purchase of donations

☑ Best Technical Support

☑ Low prices for Donat

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m13.lastmc.org

Fabulous Miners: Where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions! 1.20.X edition.

1.20.X, application, autoreplant, autosell, Chest Shops, commands, creeper, Discord, Edition, explosions, Fabulous, Fish, Fishing system, harvester hoe, Kindness, levelling system, miners, Mob Heads, Perks, positivity, Server Shop, Sethome, Simplicity, smp, TOXIC, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6755
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Enhanced vanilla mechanism (sethome, tpa)
A levelling system to unlock new perks/commands
A fishing system that adds a ton of new fish to the game (no custom resource pack required)
A personal harvester hoe with autoreplant, autosell etc
A server shop to sell items to, players are able to make chest shops
All mobs drop their heads, collect them all!

If you’re interested in joining, you can send in your application via our Discord server: discord.gg/fabulous

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

You can send in your application via our Discord server. Click on the link provided above to join the Discord server.

Can Java and Bedrock users play on the server?

Yes, the server welcomes both Java and Bedrock users.

What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include an enhanced vanilla mechanism, a levelling system, a fishing system with new fish, a personal harvester hoe, a server shop, and all mobs dropping their heads.

Are there any restrictions on what players can do on the server?

We try to limit the number of features on the server to keep it simple and enjoyable for all players.

CrystalSageCraft

advice, Catacombs, crystal sage, CrystalSageCraft, Exploration, Forest, Friend, gameplay, guidance, Help, hidden path, Hint, missed route, Npc, progress, Progression, secret route, strategy, streaming, Tips, video game

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of getting lost in Minecraft and having to rely on your friends to guide you through the game? Well, look no further than our server! We have NPCs that give the most cryptic clues to help you progress through the game. Just imagine a random villager popping up and saying, “To proceed, you will need the thing from the route near the forest.” It’s like playing a real-life scavenger hunt, but in Minecraft! Join us now and let the chaos ensue as you try to decipher the bizarre hints and navigate your way through the game. Who needs a map when you have mysterious NPCs leading the way?

Minecraft server: MineFort2Gen

64 bit update, blog, competitive, Events, FAQ, Frag With /tf2g, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, MineFort2Gen, Mixes, Mods, Muslim Sniper Edition, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, Team Fortress 2 General, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4336	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the Muslim Sniper Edition Minecraft server! Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the world of blocky warfare.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a 64-bit update that will blow your mind (and your enemies) away. Plus, our official sites are so cool, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather.

But wait, there’s more! Frag with /tf2g/ on Fridays and Saturdays and show off your skills on our official server. And if that’s not enough, we have other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress that will make you question reality.

Need resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to trading sites, we have everything you need to dominate the Minecraft battlefield. And don’t forget to check out our Creator’s Leaks for some juicy gossip.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Muslim Sniper Edition Minecraft server and let the chaos begin!

Up Up and AWAY! Anarchy SMP 1.20.6 – Five Years Strong! No Map Resetti!

1.20.6, Anarchy, Anticheat, dallas, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, laid back, Map, minor quality of life changes, no currency, no land claims, no world resets, player freedom, PvP, Resetti, smp, Stable server performance, Straight Up server, STRONG, Survival, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vanilla minecraft, Years

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5839	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Server	Details
Server IP	StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
Location	Dallas, USA
Discord	Join our Discord

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance.
[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.
[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

FAQ:

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

Are there any land protection features?

No, there are no land claims or land protect features on the server.

Are there world resets?

No, there are no world resets on the server. The world remains consistent for players.

What kind of quality of life changes are implemented?

Minor changes that empower player freedom, such as obtaining player heads by killing them and stopping phantom spawns by eating a cookie without moving the bed.

Are there any teleportation commands?

No, there are no /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server. It aims to maintain a vanilla survival experience.

Is there any form of currency or factions on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins on the server. It focuses on straight up survival Minecraft gameplay.

JewCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anti-semitism, coexistence, compassion, cultural diversity, discrimination, Empathy, forgiveness, Harmony, Humanity, Jewcraft, Jews, love, Minecraft, Peace, prejudice, religious freedom, religious tolerance, Server, social justice, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, our pigs can fly. No, seriously. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and talking sheep. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the best parties this side of the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is so inclusive, even the Endermen have joined in on the fun. And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on our resident Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s got a killer sense of humor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself teaming up with a friendly zombie or two. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even pigs taking flight.