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ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	5606	New Chunks Explored:	10627
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Farms Harvested:	997	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Big Wing edition, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fang Friday, FangyWing, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Items Found:	8592	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	167
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

common mistakes, English grammar, English language, grammar, language confusion, language learning, language mistakes, language misuse, language misuse examples, language usage, linguistic errors, linguistic misunderstandings, misused word, vocabulary, vocabulary errors, word definitions, word meanings, word misuse, word usage, WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Items Found:	8069

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!