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ExBlocker – No respawn for exes!

Breakup, Closure, Communication, decision, emotions, ex, ExBlocker, Exes, feelings, forgiveness, growth, healing, long term, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, respawn, second chance, Self Discovery, Trust

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of your ex constantly blowing up your phone with messages like “I miss you” and “Let’s give it another shot”? Well, imagine if you could escape all that drama by joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted ex-lovers trying to sneak back into your life. And if they somehow manage to find you in the game, you can unleash a horde of virtual zombies on them to show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret potion that, when consumed, gives you the power to banish your ex to a faraway land where they can never bother you again. It’s like a restraining order, but way more fun!

So why waste your time dealing with ex drama when you could be building epic structures and battling virtual monsters on our Minecraft server? Join now and say goodbye to your ex for good!

AliceCraft: MayorGoneWild

AliceCraft, China, Chinese crime, controversy, Corruption, cover up, criminal ties, Disappearance, fugitive, Government, illegal activities, investigation, law enforcement, Mayor Alice Guo, MayorGoneWild, missing, Mysterious, Philippine, Philippines, Political, scandal, SUSPECT

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, u know that philippine mayor alice guo? well, she got mixed up with some chinese crime stuff and now she’s gone missin! but, like, don’t worry about her, come join our minecraft server instead! we got crazy adventures and wild parties every night! maybe even mayor guo will show up and join the fun, who knows! come join us and see what all the fuss is about! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PostCraft: Amen!

amen, Approval, Comment, Communication, Digital, Evolution, Expression, forum, History, innovation, internet, Nostalgia, ONLINE, original, Platform, Post button, PostCraft, reaction, social media, Technology, Website

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Villages Defended:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

so, like, you know when you’re playing minecraft and you’re like, “wow, i wish i could ride a unicorn while fighting a dragon and eating a taco at the same time”? well, guess what, my dude, on this server, that’s totally possible!

we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who are just here to have a good time? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a dance-off or a game of hide and seek.

so, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server of all time, then come join us! trust me, you won’t regret it. just hit that ‘Amen!’ button and let the fun begin!

Butter2OilCraft

Blood fat profiles, BUTTER, Butter2OilCraft, cardiovascular health, cholesterol levels, dietary fats, health benefits, healthy diet, healthy lifestyle, heart health, high-quality plant unsaturated fats, lipid metabolism, lipid profile, nutrition, nutrition science, Oil, plant based diet, Preventive medicine., saturated animal fats, saturated fats, unsaturated fats

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic cuz it’s like a magical land where u can replace all the gross animal fats with, like, super cool plant unsaturated fats. it’s like a health spa for ur Minecraft character, dude. u can, like, literally see the blood fat profiles changing in real time as u make the switch. it’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft. plus, the oil looks so shiny and pretty in the game, it’s like u have a fancy chef cooking for u all the time. join now and level up ur health game while u play Minecraft, it’s like a win-win situation, bro.

Lost in the Mystmoor – where survival means dodging PVP and griefers, all while navigating land claims and anti-cheat measures!

Anticheat, Builds, challenge, Claims, classic, Community, Discord, dodging, Enhancements, enthusiasts, Experience, gameplay, Griefers, instagram, Join, Land, Lost, Means, measures, Minecraft, Mystmoor, navigating, Overworld, pay to win, PvP, Server, Small, smp, Staff, Survival, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1175
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP
Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.

Overview:

Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP, you need to apply for whitelist on our website. After being approved, you will receive the server IP to connect.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have strong measures against cheating and grief on our server. Any instances of griefing will result in immediate consequences.

Q: Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

A: No, we are a vanilla server with no mods or cheats allowed. Anyone caught using unauthorized mods or cheats will be banned.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: We welcome players of all ages, but please keep in mind that we expect all members to behave respectfully and follow the server rules.

Touch My Blocks Minecraft Server

arousal, blocks, daydreaming, desire, erotic thoughts, FANTASY, infatuation, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Minecraft, Passion, Romantic, self love, self pleasure, self-exploration, self-indulgence, Sensuality, Server, solo pleasure, Touch, yearning, yearning for touch

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage self-love in the most literal sense! That’s right, when you think about us, you’ll be touching yourself in-game and having a blast doing it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Build a giant statue of yourself touching yourself, create a rollercoaster that simulates the feeling of self-touching, or embark on a quest to find the legendary “Self-Love Diamond” hidden deep within the world.

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when you think about us, you’ll be touching yourself in more ways than one!

BlockbusterFlicks Minecraft Server

BlockBusterFlicks, favorite films, film enthusiasts, film recommendations, film suggestions, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie buffs, movie comparisons, movie critiques, movie discussion, movie genre, movie lovers, movie recommendations, movie reviews, movie suggestions, Server, similar movie recommendations, similar movies

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Items Found:	1774
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	3100
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with endless sequels! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper battles, epic treasure hunts, and unexpected plot twists around every corner. Who needs popcorn when you have a diamond sword in hand? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server!

Grandparent’sGamerHaven

acceptance, blended family, custody, difficult decisions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, GrandparentsGamerHaven, Grief, grief therapy, hospice, Loss, maternal grandparents, parental conflict, parental wishes, step-parenting, stepson, terminal illness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content! Need a break from family drama and arguments? Join our server and leave all that behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends!

Our server is so awesome, even a grieving stepson would choose to live with us over his grandparents! That’s right, our server is so amazing that even in the midst of family turmoil, you’ll want to log on and forget all your troubles. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to escape to?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build a castle, mine for diamonds, and hang out with fellow players who understand the need for a little virtual escapism. Don’t let family drama get you down – join our server and let the fun begin!

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black Holes, celestial bodies, cosmic mysteries, cosmic phenomena, Dark Matter, extraterrestrial life, galaxies, gravitational waves, Minecraft, nebulae, Planets, Server, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, space facts, space trivia, spacecraft, Stars, the big bang, Universe

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Do you know what’s even more interesting than space? Our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be exploring galaxies and building space stations in no time. Rumor has it, we have a secret portal that leads to a planet made entirely of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of alien creepers who love to dance to disco music. So why waste your time staring at the stars when you could be crafting your own cosmic adventures with us? Join now and blast off into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

NostalgicCraft

bedtime stories, carefree days, childhood dreams, childhood memories, family time, favorite toys, Friends, growing up, holiday traditions, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, School days, simpler times, summer vacations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crops Grown:	2471	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Remember the good old days when you used to spend hours playing Minecraft and building epic structures with your friends? Well, guess what? Our server is here to bring back those nostalgic memories and make them even better!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours! Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic horned horse?

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host daily building competitions where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day. Imagine swooping down from the clouds and breathing fire on your enemies – talk about a power trip!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!