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FoodieFiasco Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, Boundaries, child, Communication, dietary preferences, Expectations, feta cubes, Food, FoodieFiasco, Friend, houmous, Hummus, lunch, mealtime, Minecraft, nephew, parenting, picky eater, Server, snack, VEGETABLES, Worcestershire sauce

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mines Excavated:	3824
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Votes:	2462
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as Worcestershire sauce on houmous? Look no further, my friends! Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected combinations just like this epic tale of houmous gone wrong.

Just like Auntie here, we expect our players to be adventurous and try new things. Who knows, you might discover a winning combination that will blow your mind! And if it doesn’t work out, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell.

But beware, we don’t cater to picky eaters here. You gotta eat what you order, just like our friend who had to finish his houmous with Worcestershire sauce. Don’t worry, we won’t let you starve – we’ve got plenty of virtual bread and feta cubes to keep you satisfied.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected flavors await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, Auntie’s watching, so don’t be afraid to take a bite out of life (or houmous)!

KidCreeperKarma

ACCUSATION, anger, Boundaries, Cats, child behavior, childfree, Communication, discipline, family, Guilt, keepsakes, KidCreeperKarma, Kids, late 30s, missing items, parenting, reality check, sentimental, SIL, vacation, Wedding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of kids messing with your sentimental stuff? Do you want a childfree haven where your precious wedding flowers and middle school friend’s bracelet are safe from sticky fingers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your keepsakes are protected by virtual locks and keys, where children are banned from even looking at your precious treasures. Our server is a paradise for those who value their sentimental items more than anything else.

But beware, if you dare to accuse a child of taking your belongings, be prepared for the wrath of their parents and the disapproving looks of the little thieves themselves. It’s a wild ride of drama and intrigue, all while building your dream Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual valuables in a childfree environment. Who needs kids when you have cats and a whole world of blocks to play with? Join now and never worry about missing keepsakes again!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Authenticity, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Insecurity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, masculinity norms, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, Self-expression, self-perception, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of being judged for liking things that aren’t considered “manly”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things that make you unique, whether it’s your love for pastel-colored blocks or your secret obsession with building flower gardens.

Join us and discover a world where real men wear pink armor and ride around on unicorns instead of horses. Show off your creativity by building a giant statue of yourself flexing your muscles, or challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

Forget toxic masculinity, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and being yourself. So come on, embrace your inner unicorn-loving, flower-crown wearing self and join us today!

GenZCraft: MissedOutOnGeocities

cyber nostalgia, cyber world, digital archaeology, digital era, early internet, forgotten websites, gen z, GenZCraft, internet exploration, internet history, internet relics, missed out, MissedOutOnGeocities, Nostalgia, obsolete platforms, online culture, retro internet, vintage websites, virtual communities, web browsing, Website

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6980
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Remember those days when the internet was a wild west of creativity and chaos? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those glory days! Join us for a chance to experience the nostalgia of early internet culture while building epic creations with your fellow players.

On our server, you’ll find secret underground chat rooms filled with memes from the ancient times, pixel art galleries showcasing the best of Geocities, and even a hidden shrine dedicated to the almighty Hampster Dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just uncover a portal to the legendary land of MySpace.

So why join our server? Because where else can you battle creepers while jamming out to the sweet sounds of dial-up internet? Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the internet’s golden age – join us now!

MapleCraft: Attack of the Ex-Envoy

Accountability, Attack, Canada, Challenges, Defense, Democracy, democratic values, election integrity, ex-China envoy, ExEnvoy, foreign influence, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MapleCraft, national security, NSICOP report, political interference, safeguarding democracy, Threats, transparency

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz our democracy is, like, under attack…in Minecraft! ex-China envoy, like, totally warned us after some crazy report from NSICOP. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save Canada’s democracy, one block at a time! plus, we have, like, the best parties and the most epic build battles. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

BlockyBlast

BlockyBlast, childhood trauma, Emotional healing, emotional well being, Happiness, Inner child, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-nurturing, younger selves

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive ur childhood dreams and build the most epic creations ever. we have unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. u can ride on a rainbow to find hidden treasure and battle evil monsters with ur friends.

we have a secret club where u can unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft master. join us and never outgrow ur younger self, because let’s be real, being an adult is overrated. come play with us and let ur inner child run wild!

🦞 Sunburned SMP: Surviving Lobster Pots & Custom Gear, minus the Whitelist & Resets! 1.20+ for both Java & Bedrock!

bedrock, Community Events, cross-platform, Custom, Custom Gear, Discord, Events, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, Lobster Pots, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Pots, Quests, Resets, server ip, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, Surviving, Weekly Challenges, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Shaded is the best SMP survival server in 2024, offering a classic and immersive gameplay experience with a friendly and active community. Features include land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, and more. Join us today at play.shaded.gg!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

2. Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to join and play together.

3. What features does the server offer?

Shaded offers land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, quests, free ranks, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

4. How can I protect my creations and belongings?

You can protect your creations and belongings on Shaded by using land claiming and grief prevention features.

5. Is there a dedicated staff team on the server?

Yes, Shaded has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to player feedback.

6. Where can I find more information and updates about the server?

For more information and updates, you can visit the Shaded website, Discord, Twitter, and Vote page.

7. Are there any in-game events or challenges?

Yes, Shaded offers quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players entertained and rewarded.

PerfectClone Minecraft Server

CLONE, Consciousness, Decision making, eternal happiness, ethical choice, ethical dilemma, existentialism, forever.., hypothetical scenario, Identity, IMMORTALITY, Kys, Life after death., Minecraft, morality, perfect life, PerfectClone, personal values, philosophical question, self-sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, thought experiment

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9207	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can kys in-game and respawn as an exact copy of yourself to live a perfect life forever! It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and perfection, all in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill of living multiple lives in one game. Who knew dying could be so much fun?

MineTunes Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Anime, Community, discussion, Epic, Fan, Favorite, jojo’s bizarre adventure, long tail tag, Minecraft, MineTunes, Music, opinion, Outro, Recommendation, Server, Soundtrack, Steel Ball Run, suggestion, Video, Western

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing in the background? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re riding through the virtual sunset on your trusty steed, mining diamonds like a boss, and suddenly, the epic outro song from Steel Ball Run starts playing in the background. That’s right, we’ve got Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure vibes on our server, making your gaming experience truly bizarre and unforgettable. So come join us and let’s ride off into the sunset together, with Steel Ball Run as our soundtrack!

CraftySlut Minecraft Server

accidental insult, aita, CraftySlut, dating struggles, finding love, functional relationship, implied insult, interesting behavior, less-than-ideal situations, little sister, Minecraft, OFFENDED, passionate, QPR, Queer Platonic Relationship, Real Love, relationship length, Server, shoulder to cry on, slut shaming, soon-to-be-husband, supportive friend, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mines Excavated:	1223	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love knows no bounds and relationships are as unique as the blocks you build with! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, friendship, and ice cream.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue with your QPR partner of over a decade, just like our player who is getting married abroad! But watch out for those friends who try to set your partner up with someone else – drama alert!

And don’t forget about our friend Lily, who may not understand your relationship but will always be there to cry on your shoulder when her love life goes awry. Will you be the one to console her after her latest heartbreak, or will you find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft love triangle?

Join us on this server where relationships are as complex as redstone contraptions and where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a QPR with a creeper – after all, love comes in all shapes and sizes here!