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CraftyCart Minecraft Server

art industry, Bandwagon, buy product, cancel culture, controversy, CraftyCart, crybabies, cultural criticism, DEI, Diversity, equity, inclusion, Minecraft, modern artists, online activism, Pandering, profit shekels, ruin, seller of product, Server, social media, trannies, twitter, use product to get successful

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of buying a mysterious product that promises success, only to have the seller swoop in and steal all the credit (and shekels)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to modern “artists” who are constantly throwing tantrums and crying over spilled milk. And don’t even get me started on the Twitter trannies who are always looking to stir up drama and ruin everyone’s fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boyfriend, coming out, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, friendship, high school, Honesty, Jealousy, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, prejudice, relationships, Secrets, Server, Stereotypes, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Meet our resident love triangle – Me (16M), Carly (15F), and Quinn (15M). Carly is a closeted lesbian, I’m bi, and Quinn is just trying to keep up with all the drama. Will they figure out their feelings while mining for diamonds? Only time will tell!

Watch out for unexpected lunch break encounters, jealous boyfriends, and emotional car rides. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a preacher’s daughter, a debutant ball fem, and a jealous boyfriend all in one place? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama!

WeddingWheelsNoDeals

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Etiquette, family, in-laws, personal boundaries, personal vehicle, relationships, stress, SUV, Transportation, turo, vehicle ownership, vehicle rental, Wedding, wedding day, wedding guests, wedding planning, WeddingWheelsNoDeals

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of in-laws trying to steal your ride for your own wedding? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests borrowing your SUV. Plus, we have a special feature where you can summon a fleet of rental cars or even a magical Turo vehicle to transport you and your guests in style.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and say goodbye to wedding vehicle woes. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama!

FlawlessSOacceptor – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Commitment, Communication, compassion, compromise, Empathy, FlawlessSOacceptor, flaws, forgiveness, growth, imperfections, love, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, smp, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Falling into the Void:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8257	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real entertainment!

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with crazy characters and even crazier situations. From building epic structures to surviving intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is like no other. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the most epic server around. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

NopeCraft

10. Instant regret, 11. Unsuccessful try, 12. Disappointing experience, 13. Quick realization, 14. Instant dislike, 15. Immediate aversion, 16. Tried and disliked, 17. Instant turn-off, 18. Not my cup of tea, 19. Quick rejection, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Failed experiment, 3. One-time trial, 4. Failed attempt, 5. Disastrous experience, 6. Regretful decision, 7. Hated it, 8. Never again, 9. Not my thing, NopeCraft, not for me

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5869	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig? No? Well, then you haven’t experienced the thrill of our Minecraft server! We offer the most extreme and outrageous adventures you can imagine.

Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	6101
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Votes:	1927	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?