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Picture this: a group of players who were all obsessed with building the most ridiculous structures you could imagine. We had a guy who built a giant toilet house, complete with working plumbing (don’t ask me how he did it, I have no idea). And then there was the player who decided to recreate the entire city of Atlantis underwater, just because he could.
But the best part was the crazy events and challenges the admins would come up with. One time, we had a “Troll War” where everyone had to build the most elaborate and creative traps to prank each other. Let’s just say there were a lot of exploding sheep and fake lava pits involved.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we had. It was like a never-ending war zone, with players forming alliances and backstabbing each other left and right. I may or may not have accidentally blown up my own base with a TNT cannon during one particularly intense battle.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts insane and hilarious, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and have a sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.
Join us for some wacky adventures as we explore the inner workings of the Minecraft universe and uncover the hidden psychological secrets behind every block. From the trauma of creepers blowing up your house to the existential crisis of mining for diamonds, we’ve got it all!
Our team of expert psychologists (totally not just random players with a Google search tab open) will guide you through the maze of your mind as you navigate through our custom-built worlds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secrets of your own psyche along the way!
So come on down to our server and let’s get weird with it! Who needs boring old building competitions when you can have a therapy session with a zombie villager instead? Let’s dive deep into the rabbit hole of Minecraft psychology together!
Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend. Where endermen throw epic dance parties every Saturday night. Where zombies are actually vegan and just want to share their kale smoothie recipes with you.
Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Build a diamond castle with a moat filled with llamas wearing top hats. Ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil skeletons who are secretly just looking for a good cardio workout.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are? Where else can you find a place where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination?
Come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the absolute bomb dot com. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!
Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!
Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Java Minecraft |
| Modpack | All The Mods 9 |
| Community | Friendly and welcoming |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Why choose Eternal? | – Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement |
| What modpack is used? | All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience |
| What can I expect? | – Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features |
| How can I join? | Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.
We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.
So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!
Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?
So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!
So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.
we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.
if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!
