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Lost Chunk Adventures

Adventures, ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, ancient structures, archaeological exploration, archaeological finds, archaeology, Chunk, discovery, Exploration, hidden treasures, historical sites, Lost, lost cities, Lost Civilization, marine archaeology, maritime history, ocean floor, scientist, seafloor, Submerged Structures, underwater discoveries, underwater exploration

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Hord, hord live, hord online, hord platform, hord service, hord streaming, hord video, Live streaming, Minecraft, online streaming, PALS, PIXEL, Server, stream games, stream movies, stream music, stream TV shows, streaming, streaming hord, streaming platform, Streaming Service, video streaming, watch hord, watch streaming

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9507
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Votes:	2679
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Void Armor Forged:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Holy Grails Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1102
Crops Grown:	2236	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	113	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	179	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again