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MommaNoDramaCraft

abusive mom, amazing husband, boarding schools, borderline personality disorder, Cut off, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, enabling behavior, estranged family, family dysfunction, heart palpitations, infertility, manipulative behavior, MommaNoDramaCraft, parental abuse, red flags, refusing contact, scapegoat, self-preservation, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, manipulation, and heart palpitations!

Our server is run by a team of borderline personalities who will make you question your sanity at every turn. From abusive behavior to gaslighting, we’ve got it all! And don’t worry, our admins will enable their behavior just like your dad does.

But wait, there’s more! Want to experience the thrill of being the scapegoat in a virtual world? Join now and get shoved down a flight of stairs by our friendly neighborhood mom character. She’ll even tell you to off yourself for that authentic experience.

So block your real family and join us for a dysfunctional adventure like no other. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chance to go “nuclear” with us!

CraftyIranianGazaWarFun

Conflict, CraftyIranianGazaWarFun, diplomatic relations, director of national intelligence, foreign influence, funding, gaza, global politics, influencing, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, national security, Political unrest, Propaganda, Terrorism, U.S, unrest funding., war protests

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures? well, u gotta join this one cuz it’s like, the most epic server everrrr!

like, did u know that on this server, u can ride a flying pig and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes? yeah, it’s totally true! and, like, the diamonds here are so big that they can be used as beds for giants!

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground city on this server where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks and give u super cool gadgets to use in ur adventures!

plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary golden llama hidden in the jungle, it’ll grant u three wishes! like, how crazy is that?!

so, what r u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most insane and hilarious adventures everrrr! trust me, u won’t regret it!

HaircutCraft

APPOINTMENTS, bad hairdressers, beauty, Communication, customer service, dislike, Experience, Grooming, haircare, HaircutCraft, haircuts, hairdressers, hairstyling, Hairstylist, personal preference, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, salon, satisfaction, self-care, Trust

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Towns Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Villages Defended:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

So, like, you know, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block, then you gotta join our server, man! We got llamas that can breakdance, creepers that tell jokes, and villagers that do interpretive dance. Plus, our diamond pickaxes have a special power that lets you mine blocks with just a wink.

And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!

BrainGainFitMC

Aging population, brain function, brain health, BrainGainFitMC, cognitive benefits, cognitive decline prevention, cognitive health, cognitive performance, exercise longevity, exercise research, healthy aging, high-intensity interval exercise, interval training, long term benefits, longitudinal study, mental acuity, neurocognitive function, neuroplasticity, older adults, physical activity, University of Queensland

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Dragons Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2092	Orbs of Power Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server, where we make your brain go BRRR with high-intensity fun and crazy adventures! our researchers at the University of Queensland have proven that playing on our server will make you smarter for up to 5 years!

imagine mining for diamonds while doing intense interval exercises to level up your brain power! you’ll be outsmarting creepers and zombies in no time!

we’ve got mini-games that will challenge your mind and keep you on your toes. who needs sudoku when you can solve complex puzzles while building your dream castle?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and become the einstein of minecraft!

Join United Crafters SMP, where the only thing spicier than the gameplay is the whitelist process!

Active, apply, Community, Crafters, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Events, Fun, gameplay, hermitcraft, interested, invite, Ip:, Join, members, Plugins, process, Reset, rules, Server, server reset, shopping, smp, spicier, United, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	163	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	96	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

United Crafters Minecraft Server

Overview
If you are looking to join a Hermit craft Inspired server then this is the server for you! Other than a few QOL mods, United Crafters is completely vanilla. We have a shopping district run by the players that uses diamonds as currency. Our last reset was the release of 1.21, so its not too late to join! All you have to do is apply through our discord and we will whitelist you and give you the IP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server and we will whitelist you and provide you with the IP.
Is the server completely vanilla?	Yes, other than a few quality of life mods, United Crafters is completely vanilla.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on the latest version, which was the release of 1.21 at the time of the last reset.
How does the shopping district work?	The shopping district is run by the players and uses diamonds as currency for transactions.
How can I contact the server admins?	You can contact the server admins through our Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/ngFbZQy8Jb

FrenchMarchMCServ

activism, Chant, Crowd, culture, current events, demonstration, Europe, French, FrenchMarchMCServ, History, Marching, movement, News, Page 10., Paris, Political, protest, Rally, revolution, social justice

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Farms Harvested:	190

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, “The French are marching to page 10!” things are always wild and crazy!

Join us for epic battles where the French army marches to page 10 and wreaks havoc on all who stand in their way. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their advance? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a dragon!

So why wait? Join us on “The French are marching to page 10!” server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready!

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime lyrics, anime quotes, Best Friend, blocky, emotional, emotional lyrics, friendship, Journey, Long day, Long time no see, longing, loyalty, Manga, Memories, Minecraft, missing you, one piece, Pirates, reunion, see you again, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7287
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and unforgettable moments that will have you singing “it’s been a looooong day without you my friend” as you log off each night.

We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night where even the creepers bust a move.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExWifeTravelBanCraft

adoption, Communication, custody, custody battle, custody case, DAUGHTER, Divorce, drug issues, ex wife, ExWifeTravelBanCraft, family, Financial, germany, parenting, relationship, Risk, savings, summer vacation, travel, US, visitation rights

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5418	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun awaits!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner who had to deal with a disappearing ex-wife and custody battles. But don’t worry, there’s no custody battles here, just friendly competitions and building challenges!

Explore our vast world and build your dream creations, whether it’s a majestic castle or a wacky rollercoaster. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure like our owner did when he found out his ex-wife was actually a long-lost princess from a faraway land (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So come join us and let your imagination run wild on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

NavalnyWidow Minecraft Server

abroad, activism, arrest, Corruption, Court, extradition, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Judiciary, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, Minecraft, Navalny, NavalnyWidow, opposition leader, Political, protest, Rule of Law, Russian, Server, Widow

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5151	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crops Grown:	1550	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Towns Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

so like, picture this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own virtual world, but wait, there’s more! u can also fight dragons, ride unicorns, and even have dance parties with creepers!

But wait, there’s a twist! The server is run by a secret society of Russian spies who are trying to take over the virtual world! u gotta team up with other players to stop them and save the day!

And get this, if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes! how crazy is that?! so come join us on this wild adventure and let’s show those Russian spies who’s boss!

CraftyKaraMurzaVanish

Accountability, Activist, Corruption, CraftyKaraMurzaVanish, Critic, detention, Disappearance, Government, Hospital, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Justice, Kara-Murza, Kremlin, missing, opposition, Politics, Prison, putin, russia, Transfer

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Towns Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	719	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that and MORE! like, one time, this dude named Putin tried to play on our server but we banned him cuz he kept griefing everyone’s builds. then this other dude named kara-murza joined and we were all like, “hey, welcome to the server!” but then he went missing after we transferred him to the prison hospital. it was like, so crazy, man.

but don’t worry, our server is totally safe and fun and u should totally join cuz we have the best community ever and we do all these cool events like building competitions and treasure hunts and stuff. plus, we have the best mods who are always there to help u out if u need it. so come join us and have the time of ur life on our totally not sketchy at all minecraft server!