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YuriCraft: Where Girl-on-Girl Cheating is More Popular Than Girl-on-Guy!

attraction, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Double Standard, Drama, emotional, gender, girl-on-girl, GirlonGirl, GirlonGuy, Infidelity, Lesbian, LGBTQ, love, Popular, relationships, romance, Sexuality, society, taboo, temptation, Trust, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Votes:	3933
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drama is as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more girl-on-girl cheating than a scandalous yuri anime, and let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

BoomerCraft: Where ‘I’m 40’ is the new ‘I’m 12’

2004, 40, BoomerCraft, current world, feeling behind, feeling confused, feeling disconnected, feeling disconnected from society, feeling irrelevant, feeling lost, feeling obsolete, feeling old, feeling out of place, feeling out of touch, feeling overwhelmed, feeling stuck, life passing by, not belonging, not understanding, zombie

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchantments Applied:	96
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you feeling like a lost zombie from 2004? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to bring you back to life! Join us and escape the woes of the modern world by building your own pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic that even time travelers from the future come to visit and marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for friends to play with.

So come on, join us and rediscover the joy of crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where you can be anything you want to be. Who needs the real world when you can have a blocky adventure like no other? Let’s build some crazy structures and have a blast together!

Crafty Indo-India Migration Madness Minecraft Server

Community, Crafty, cultural exchange, Diversity, Economy, expatriate, Global, immigration, India, IndoIndia, Indonesia, International, madness, Migration, Minecraft, movement, News, opportunity, Population, Relocation, Server, society, South Asia, Southeast Asia, travel

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	4491	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Imagine a place where half of Indonesia is planning to immigrate to India just to join in on the fun. That’s right, our server is so epic that people are literally moving countries just to play on it.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while fending off a pack of wild llamas? Only on our server, of course!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out. Rumor has it that he’s tired of being a boss and just wants to chill and mine some diamonds with the rest of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet a real-life unicorn. (Disclaimer: unicorns may or may not actually exist on our server)

Ship Happens: Corpo Edition

AUTHORITY, Business, compliance, control, Corpo, corporate, Corporations, Edition, enforcement, futuristic, Government, Industry, Interstellar, mandated, real, regulations, Ship, Ships, Space Travel, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, corpo mandated ships are REAL! That’s right, you can sail the high seas in your very own corporate mandated ship, complete with a crew of zombie villagers who will do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to slay the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? That’s right, the original Minecraft player is said to roam the server at night, haunting unsuspecting players and stealing their diamonds. But don’t worry, if you can outsmart Steve and find his hidden treasure, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those corpo mandated ships, they tend to have a mind of their own…

Minecraft Mayhem: Electric Boogaloo

apartment, Boogaloo, boss fight, challenge, comedy, difficulty slider, downtown, Elaine Benes, Electric, Friends, Fun, game awards, George Costanza, Japan, KATANA, Knicks game, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Miyazaki, Seizure, sword, video games, Visit

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1139	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a boss fight so intense, it made George Costanza cry like a baby. Yes, we’re talking about the one and only “Hand of Malenia” boss battle. This boss was so fast, it was like she was having a full body seizure with a sword for a hand. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you’ll have the chance to conquer this epic boss and claim your rightful victory!

But that’s not all, folks. Ever wanted to take on Miyazaki himself? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to show up at The Game Awards and challenge the mastermind behind those insanely difficult games. Who needs an easy mode when you can show Miyazaki who’s boss, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even run into Kramer and Jerry on their quest to take down Miyazaki. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, challenges, and endless possibilities. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Creepin’ Crafterz

absence.., Crafterz, CREEPIN, emotional, Heartache, Loneliness, longing, longing for your presence, Love Lost, Memories, Miss me yet, missing the past, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, reminiscing about us, sentimental, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning, yearning for your return

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players can train their own army of chickens to take over the world!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #889

Anon, asset explorer, BandCraft, BanG Dream! Girls Band Party, Basedorin, Dumbdori soundboard, EN General, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Fusuke, Gacha simulator, Live Interactions, Minecraft, Morfonica, MyGO!!!!!, Nanami, Rock, Server, Shirō, SIMULATOR, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, Tomori, Tower game recreation, Translations, Wiki

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Animals Bred:	86	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	260
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is no phones during class! Why? Because we believe in the power of concentration and creativity when you’re not distracted by notifications.

Join us for the Auftakt of the Flickering Flames event, where you can battle it out with your friends and earn epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, where you can unlock the elusive 5* Shiro and Nanami.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming event, It’s MyGO!!!!!, will have you on the edge of your seat as you compete in challenges and quests to win the ultimate prize. And don’t forget to try your luck in The Cries of Lost Children Echoing in the Night Gacha, where you can snag the exclusive 5* Tomori and Anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride of adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe and become a legend in your own right. See you there!

Blockheadz R Us – ‘Is there something wrong with me?’

BlockHeadz, confusion, Embracing, Freetime, ghosted, giving up, interview, job hunting, mental health, NEET, Relaxation, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, stress, unemployed, wrong

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of the real world and all its stresses? Do you just want to embrace the NEET life and chill all day long? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and say goodbye to job hunting and hello to endless relaxation and fun.

On our server, you can build your dream NEET paradise, complete with all the snacks and naps you could ever want. No more worrying about interviews or getting ghosted – just pure, unadulterated relaxation.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your mental health will thank you for taking a break from the real world and diving headfirst into the world of Minecraft NEETs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

FedoraCraft: Where tipping is optional and creepers are fedoras!

4chin, analyse, articulating, back, beat down, CREEPERS, dismissal, fedora, FedoraCraft, fedoras, GSSHV, jannies, Mods, nay-say, niggerdom, Optional, point, r/, refute, Scientific, sleeve, televising, Tipping, valid, Witness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping your fedora is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Our community is full of intellectuals who love to debate and discuss all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for epic battles where players must ARTICULATE their strategies in order to succeed. But beware, if you don’t come prepared with a valid REFUTE, you may find yourself facing the ultimate punishment – being teleported to the land of naysayers and dismissers.

Our server is so intense, even the 4chan mods have deemed it too brutal to handle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and show off your Minecraft skills. Just remember, no tipping your fedora without a good reason!

Crafting Chaos: Hong Kong Edition

bustling, changes, Chaos, China, city, Crafting, culture, current events, Development, Diverse, Economy, Edition, financial hub, Global, Hong, Hong Kong, International, Kong, MODERN, Political, PROTESTS, Social Issues, tourism, Urban, vibrant

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5515	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Animals Bred:	182	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Oh, forget about Hong Kong, come join our Minecraft server instead! It’s the hottest place to be right now, way more important than any city in the real world. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. They wear tiny top hats and monocles, need I say more?

2. We have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds and gold. Rumor has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

3. Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on pixelated delicacies like enchanted pork chops and creeper-shaped cookies.

So, forget about Hong Kong and come join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!