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Desert Sky VS Hypixel

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	387453
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Hypixel	Desert Sky
Pros	Pros
Well-established and popular server	Survival server with a dedicated community
Multiple game modes available	Regular survival updates and events
High-quality mini-games	Active staff team
Cons	Cons
Can be overcrowded and laggy at times	May have limited player base compared to larger servers
Potential for toxic behavior in some game modes	Limited game modes and features compared to larger servers

FAQ

1. Which server has more game modes available?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a wide variety of game modes available, including mini-games, PVP, and adventure maps. Desert Sky focuses primarily on survival gameplay.

2. Can I expect regular updates and events on both servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel regularly updates their games and hosts events for their players. Desert Sky also provides regular survival updates and events for its community.

3. How active are the staff teams on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a large staff team to manage the server, but may not always be able to address every player issue promptly. Desert Sky has an active staff team dedicated to supporting its players.

4. Which server is better for players looking for a dedicated survival experience?

Desert Sky: Desert Sky provides a focused survival experience with regular updates and events, making it a great choice for players who enjoy survival gameplay.

Pixelated Time Machine: ‘>be me 1 year ago’

Be me, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Curiosity, DATING, decision, Diversity, Experience, Exploration, Filipino, Girlfriend, GRINDR, gtbe, hook up, Lgbt, Machine, pixelated, Proposal, relationship, text, Threesome, Time, trannies, year

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3196	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on this epic server, when suddenly you get a message from a Filipino traveler who’s also your girlfriend’s ex-tranny hookup. Talk about a plot twist!

> Now, here’s where it gets wild – this server is known for its crazy adventures and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas, or find a hidden village full of talking chickens.

> And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not propose a threesome to your girlfriend and her ex-tranny fling? Who knows, it might just lead to some epic loot and unforgettable memories. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the chaos begin!

McDonald’s & Cigarettes: The Minecraft Diet Server

addiction, cigarettes, coping mechanism, depression, diet, emotional distress, fast food, fast food addiction, harmful behaviors, harmful habits, McDonalds, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, self harm, self-destructive behavior, Server, smoking, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to commit virtual suicide? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).

So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).

FLOXMC Best modes ..-.. Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, banner, Deception, Discord, donation, FLOXMC, free, GIF, Goodies, group, Ip:, Lazy, Minecraft, Modes, play.floxmc.ru, Server, Top, Website

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	65	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

floxmc 1.16.5 – 1.20 top minecraft server

— Free donation

– There is no deception

— Lots of goodies and modes

— and much more!

IP: play.floxmc.ru

donation website: https://donate.floxmc.ru

discord group: https://dsc.gg/flox

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – PICOLO DAY! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined PICOLO DAY and discovered a secret underground disco party filled with dancing creepers and grooving skeletons. The player danced the night away and even won a diamond sword in a dance-off against a zombie!

But that’s not all – on PICOLO DAY, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through a magical forest, challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon! Plus, every player gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on PICOLO DAY, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyCraft: Where the blocks are big and the players are thicc! #MinecraftMadness

bbw, big, big girls, blocks, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, CHUBBY, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy, desensitized, disgustingly beautiful, extreme weight gain, fat, lard filled, MinecraftMadness, obese, overweight, Players, plus size, self love, SSBBW, super size, thicc, USSBBW

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Animals Bred:	57
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	1030	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	163	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as thick as a bowl of oatmeal and twice as delicious! Our server is filled with the fattest, most disgustingly beautiful lard-filled girls you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, we’ve got pictures so big, you’ll need a widescreen monitor just to take it all in!

Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.

UnitedCrafters SMP: Where Creepers are just misunderstood souls looking for a hug

age, BUILD, Claim, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Features, gameplay, Griefing, Hug, java, Minecraft, misunderstood, Players, Plugins, redstoner, Server, smp, Snapshot, Souls, Space, Staff, UnitedCrafters, Version

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mines Excavated:	3945	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

UnitedCrafters SMP

Server Overview
Welcome to UnitedCrafters SMP, a vibrant and chill community for players aged 13 and up! We maintain a vanilla feel with some fantastic plugins that enhance gameplay. Claim your spot and build freely, just be mindful of others’ space.
Our server will launch once we hit 15 applications. It will run on the newest version (not snapshot) and is here to stay. No playtime expectations; take a break for six months, and we’ll still be here. Play your way – whether you’re a redstoner, builder, or collector. Our economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the primary currency.
For Java players, we offer a lot of QOF features like double shulker shells, etc. More features are listed on our discord. Our community is welcoming and helpful to new players. Good vibes only, but we love a bit of friendly banter.
Griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated. Join us to make new friends, explore builds, and discuss future plans. We’re committed to growth and welcome suggestions. Our active staff team values your input.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and apply there to join UnitedCrafters SMP.
What is the minimum age to join?	Players must be aged 13 and up to join the server.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated.
What currency is used in the economy?	Diamonds are the primary currency in our economy, mirroring Hermitcraft.
Are there any playtime expectations?	No, take a break for six months and we’ll still be here when you return.

WardenMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, camaraderie, Challenges, collaboration, conquests, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Magic, multiplayer, Quests, Shop, Survival, teamwork, Trading, Treasures, victories, VirtualWorld

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Towns Built:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Comparison of Hypixel and WardenMC Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Thousands of players online	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be unbalanced
Regular updates and events	Potential for lag during peak hours

WardenMC

Pros	Cons
Focused on lifesteal gameplay	May not appeal to players looking for variety
Player-driven economy	Smaller player base
Custom shop system	Limited in-game features compared to larger servers

FAQ:

Which server has more players?

Hypixel has thousands of players online at any given time, while WardenMC has a smaller player base.

Which server offers more variety in gameplay?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes to choose from, while WardenMC is focused on lifesteal gameplay.

Which server has a more stable performance?

Hypixel may experience lag during peak hours due to high player traffic, while WardenMC may have a more stable performance due to its smaller player base.

Which server has a more active community?

Hypixel has a larger and more active community due to its popularity and frequent updates and events. WardenMC may have a more close-knit community due to its smaller player base.

Blocky Loli Party

blocky, Loli, long trail tags, Party, Thread

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are cute and the players are even cuter! Join us on our loli thread for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and dancing pandas.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a magical unicorn with the ability to fly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

So come on down to our loli thread and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look innocent, but they’re actually plotting world domination.

BeanCraft: Where beans on toast is the only currency!

Beancraft, Beans, Breakfast, British cuisine, carb overload, comfort food, comfort meal, Currency, DELICIOUS, Excessive, Filling, Food, guilty pleasure, Hearty, indulgence, overindulgence, satisfying, Savory, toast, too much, Unhealthy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their basic builds and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bean-tastic place to be!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, there’s too much beans on toast! That’s right, every corner you turn, every block you break, you’ll be greeted with the delicious aroma of baked beans and buttery toast. It’s a culinary delight for your virtual taste buds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and spreading joy (and beans) wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their bean-filled antics? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beans on toast reign supreme and anything is possible. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!