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American Pizza Party Minecraft Server

American, american pizza, Cheese, crust, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Dinner, fast food, Food, homemade, Italian, lunch, Minecraft, Oven, Party, Pepperoni, pizza, Restaurant, Server, slice, Tasty, toppings

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have American “pizza” that will blow your mind! Picture this: a block of cheese as the crust, topped with pixelated pepperoni and mushrooms. It’s a culinary masterpiece in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Pizza Challenge. Whoever can defeat the Ender Dragon while only eating pizza in-game wins a lifetime supply of virtual toppings!

Join us for a slice of the action and experience the most deliciously absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember, on our server, the only thing cheesier than the pizza is the jokes in chat!

The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

ass, blocky, BOOTY, chuuba, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Votes:	8654
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground chuuba wrestling ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the chuubas are fierce fighters and will stop at nothing to protect their title as the reigning champion!

If chuuba wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry, we also have a giant chicken coop where players can challenge each other to chicken jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty chicken steed into battle and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken jousting champion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Explore this strange world and uncover its secrets, but be warned, not everything is as it seems in the land of the dancing llamas!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to watch your back around those chuubas – they may be cute, but they pack a mean punch!

Texts4Days Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Texts4Days

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of your dad snooping through your texts like a nosy neighbor peeking through the curtains? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your privacy is respected! Our server is like a digital fortress where no parent can invade your virtual space.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your dad barging in and criticizing your architectural choices. On our server, you are the master of your domain, free to roam and create without any parental interference.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual phone with unlimited texting, so you can chat with your friends in peace without fear of prying eyes. Say goodbye to dad’s intrusive behavior and hello to a Minecraft paradise where you can truly be yourself.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the freedom and fun you deserve. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not personal information!

WeddingSnubNoBabysit

babysit, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, exclusion, family, forgiveness, hurt, Invitation, Kids, parents, Petty, relationship, Resentment, Siblings, sister, Support, Understanding, Upset, Wedding, WeddingSnubNoBabysit

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	86488

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping things intimate and exclusive just like a “small” wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and sibling rivalry – just like the story of a sister who didn’t invite her own flesh and blood to her wedding!

But fear not, for on our server, you can seek revenge in the most epic ways possible. Build a giant statue of yourself towering over her wedding venue, or create a maze filled with traps and puzzles to symbolize the complexity of sibling relationships.

And if you ever need a break from all the family drama, you can always babysit some virtual kids on the server – because who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have pixelated ones instead?

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

CoolJobSucksCraft

cool job, CoolJobSucksCraft, harsh reality All show, sucky reality Misleading job glamour Deceptive job appeal Glamorized job struggles Disappointing dream job Illusion of cool jobs Overrated career choices Unpleasant job expectations Glamorous facade

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly bit of diamond? Do you hate being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring old jobs like mining and farming. Here, you can become a professional chicken wrangler, rounding up those pesky cluckers and herding them into their pens like a boss. Or how about becoming a professional tree hugger, spending your days climbing to the top of giant oak trees and giving them a big ol’ bear hug?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a professional lava diver? Well now’s your chance! Dive into the fiery depths of our volcano biome and see if you can find the legendary diamond-encrusted obsidian blocks hidden within. Just watch out for the lava squids, they’re a real handful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old jobs when you can have this much fun?

Rich Toddler Royale

Behavior, BIAS, Caregivers, childhood development, classism, compassion, discrimination, early learning, Empathy, favoritism, helpfulness, poor people, positivity, Rich, rich people, Royale.., social hierarchy, Social Interaction, social psychology, societal influence, socioeconomic status, Toddler, toddlers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Emeralds Found:	433
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!

What is the IP for Joe Knows Minecraft Server?

Joe, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9984
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Joe Knows is a seasoned marketing professional with over 10 years of experience in the industry. Known for his expertise in digital marketing, branding, and creative strategy, he has worked with a wide range of clients, from small businesses to Fortune 500 companies. Joe is a results-driven professional who is passionate about helping businesses grow and achieve their goals through innovative marketing solutions. In his free time, Joe enjoys staying active and exploring the great outdoors.

CraftTopia

1.12.x, 1.21.X, bank system, bedrock, Boss Pets, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, decoration, Economy, Elevators, Furniture, Home System, java, Magical Attacks, MCMMO, mobs, Mounts, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skill System, Store System, Survival, VIP system

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Available in Java and Bedrock versions 1.12.x-1.21.x On our server you will find a different RPG system. We have several new features!! – Skill System and Magical Attacks – Home System – Economy and Bank System – Store System and Elevators – Over 120+ New Mobs including Boss Pets and Mounts – VIP system – Cosmetics – Furniture for decoration – A GIANT RPG MAP focused only on PVP

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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung Gridania Amphitheatre, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Famfrit Lavender Beds, Femezen, Femezen Supremacy, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, haruhi, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, presidential debate, Producer LIVE, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, Supremacy, The Rising, XIV

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3747
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the Femezen Supremacy Edition! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden realm in Minecraft where the Femezen ruled supreme. These powerful beings were unlike anything they had ever seen before, with magical powers and a love for chaos. But instead of running away, the players decided to join forces with the Femezen and together, they conquered the Minecraft world like never before.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming meetups that will blow your mind. From presidential debates to spooky club gatherings, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Femezen Supremacy Edition. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

I USED TO RULE THE WORLD Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, command, Conquer, control, dictator, emperor, Global influence, govern, King, leadership, Master, Minecraft, power, Reign, rise to power, rule, rule of the world, Ruler, smp, Sovereign, SOVEREIGNTY, Supremacy, world, world domination

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	655360	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and give out enchanted gear like it’s candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous creepers who have learned how to dance the Macarena and will only explode if you don’t join in. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Minecraft champion.

So if you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!