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EternalCraft Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 27 year old male, autistic, bad teeth, building a gaming computer, coping strategies, distraction, EternalCraft, failed life, female fat distribution, hate socializing, khhv, norwood 2, rigged game, short, Skylands, soft face with acne scars, squandered opportunities, testicular torsion of the soul, Ugly

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Potions Brewed:	120
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the painful mediocrity of real life! Build your dream world and forget about your ugly face, bad teeth, and social awkwardness. Let your autistic creativity run wild as you create a new reality where you are the master of your own destiny. Don’t squander this opportunity to turn your life around and find solace in the pixelated world of possibilities. It’s like testicular torsion of the soul, but in a good way!

IDCraft Minecraft Server

age verification, alarm bells, Backwoods, cigarettes, compliance, customer service, fear response, gas station, Id, IDCraft, intimidation, judgement call, legal requirements, loud voice, Minecraft, nervous pacing, refusal of service, Retail, safety precautions, Server, training materials, under age, zigzags

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this gas station encounter? Look no further than our server, where we card everyone under thirty before they can enter our virtual world!

Join us for intense moments of carding players, nervous pacing, and tense standoffs over virtual cigarettes. Our GM has your back just like in this story, ready to support you in all your virtual adventures. And don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always refuse service to any scary or weird players.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing louder than your booming voice in fear is the sound of creepers exploding! Join now and experience the thrill of virtual carding like never before.

ConcertCraft – Boyfriend Approved?

APPROVED, bad partner, Boundaries, Boyfriend, compromise, Concert, concert lover, ConcertCraft, controlling behavior, emotional manipulation, Guilt, guilt trip, inconsiderate, long distance girlfriend, long-distance boyfriend, long-distance relationship, Manipulation, music lover, strict rules, toxic relationship, unfair dynamic, unreasonable

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Votes:	5536
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Our server is like a long-distance relationship – full of boundaries and restrictions that make no sense! Dress modestly (no diamond armor allowed), don’t stay out after 9 PM (zombies come out at night, after all), avoid clubs (unless they’re creeper clubs), and definitely don’t hang out with male villagers one-on-one (they can be quite flirtatious).

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called an emotional manipulator by our admin team when you try to justify your actions. It’s like a rollercoaster of guilt and confusion!

And don’t even get us started on the concert drama. Our server is filled with drama queens who think concerts are a waste of time and money. But fear not, you can still enjoy music in our server – just make sure to avoid any mobs that might try to ruin your concert experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs a concert when you have our server to entertain you?

SMPAdultingProblems – Minecraft SMP

adulthood struggles, adulting, career uncertainty, communication skills, coping with loss, Decision making, emotional maturity, family dynamics, financial stress, health concerns, life lessons, mental health struggles, Minecraft, navigating responsibilities, personal growth, relationship issues, self-care, smp, SMPAdultingProblems, societal expectations, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Crops Grown:	6010
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, imagine a world where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, man.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this chicken came up to me and challenged me to a dance-off. I was like, “Bro, I got moves you ain’t never seen before.” And let me tell you, that chicken had some serious skills. We ended up forming a dance crew and taking over the server.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’re planning to take over the server and turn all the cows into disco balls. It’s a whole conspiracy, man.

So, if you wanna join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta hop on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

DetentionCraft

Breaking Rules, detention, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, expulsion, punishment consequences, punishment consequences in school, punishment stories, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school discipline, school discipline stories, school experiences, school memories, school punishment, school punishment consequences, school punishment memories, school rules, suspension, worst punishment

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Are you tired of boring old school punishments like detention or writing lines? Well, on our Minecraft server, the worst punishment you’ll receive is being forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day! That’s right, no more boring detentions here, just hilarious pumpkin head shenanigans.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

Capture, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Dictatorship, human rights violations, international relations, loyalty, mental health, Military, military orders, north korean, obedience, political ideology, Propaganda, psychological warfare, seoul, SUICIDE, totalitarian regime, Troops, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Void Armor Forged:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur own communist paradise, just like in north korea! u can even pretend to be a north korean troop and choose suicide over capture in ukraine, just like they do in real life! it’s like roleplaying but with a twist, u feel me? join now for a chance to experience the thrill of living on the edge and making questionable life choices in a blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

SpaceCraft: Solar FlexiCells

alternative energy sources, carbon-based solar cells, electricity generation, energy efficiency, flexible solar cells, FlexiCells, gallium arsenide, innovative materials, lightweight materials, Organic solar cells, radiation testing, radiation-resistant materials, renewable energy, silicon solar cells, Solar, solar energy, solar panel technology, solar power, space exploration, Space missions, space technology, spacecraft, sustainable technology

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, so like, this server is outta this world, literally! We got organic solar cells that are like, super light and flexible, perfect for space travel. These bad boys are radiation-resistant, so you ain’t gotta worry about them getting fried by cosmic rays or whatever.

Our testing shows that these solar cells made from carbon-based materials are gonna blow your mind. They outperform those basic silicon and gallium arsenide cells by a long shot. Like, imagine cruising through the galaxy with unlimited power thanks to our space-age technology.

Join our server and be part of the future, where the sun is your best friend and the stars are your playground. Don’t miss out on this cosmic adventure, come on board and let’s explore the universe together!

Lucky Bet City 1.21

Bet.., BETTING, card games, Casino, city, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, finding, gambling, Karegurui, Keen, long tail tags, Lucky, Mangaka, Recommendations, search, series, Suspense, television, Thrill, Tropes, tv shows

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Bro, forget about those boring mangaka shows, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have more excitement than a manga convention on fire!

You won’t find any Karegurui here, just pure unadulterated fun and chaos.

Join us and build the craziest creations you can imagine, no limits, just like your wildest manga dreams.

Don’t be a normie, join our server and let your creativity run wild!

SplitCraft Resort Cozy Inns

all inclusive, Cozy, destination celebration, destination event, destination wedding, Etiquette, Fairness, financial fairness, financial responsibility, friend drama, friendship boundaries, group dynamics, group travel, hotel room, Inns, payment, resort, room cost, rude behavior, sharing, social norms, SPLIT, SplitCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	116	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fairness and friendship! Just like in real life, we believe everyone should pay their way – even in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating room payments with your friends! Will you stand up for yourself like our player who demanded $200 from their friend’s friend for a $2000 room? Or will you be the generous one who offers to split the bill three ways for the sake of harmony?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of virtual destination weddings and all-inclusive resorts in Minecraft. Join now and show off your negotiation skills – who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way!

CraftyLove: Dating Difficulty Upgrade

casual dating, Challenges, Communication, CraftyLove, cultural shifts, DATING, dating apps, dating scene, dating trends, Difficulty, Expectations, long-term relationships, love, modern dating, online dating, Pew Research, relationships, romance, social media, societal norms, Technology, Traditional dating, Upgrade, US adults

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of the dating scene being harder than finding diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and find your player 2 in no time, because love is just a creeper explosion away.

Our server is so magical, it’s like finding a rare enchanted golden apple in a dungeon chest. With our unique matchmaking algorithm, you’ll be paired up with your perfect pixelated partner in no time. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword?

Forget about swiping left or right, on our server you’ll be swiping up to build the perfect date night spot. From romantic pixelated sunsets to cozy pixel art cafes, the possibilities are endless. And hey, if things don’t work out, you can always blame it on a lag spike.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the love potions flow. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. Love is in the air, along with the smell of freshly mined ores.