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CraftyChina Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no poop-related content? Well, look no further because our server is literally filled with feces in the iPhones! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can mine for diamonds while dodging E. coli-infested iPhones. Our Indian factories are working hard to bring you the most unique Minecraft experience yet, with only a 50% iPhone yield rate to keep you on your toes. Who needs quality and efficiency when you can have poop-filled iPhones instead? Hurry and join our server now before all the poop runs out!

Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!

acceptance, care, Challenges, Commitment, Crafty, daughterwife, Derpville, devotion, family, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Marriage, parenting, relationships, retarded, special needs, Support, unconditional love, Understanding, unique bond

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content! But the real reason you should join is because I love my retarded daughterwife so much that I built this server just for her! She’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but she sure knows how to dig for diamonds like a pro. Plus, she’s great at breeding villagers – it’s like a little dysfunctional family in our virtual world. So come join us for some wacky adventures and questionable family dynamics!

YiikersCraft: Where the creepers are scarier than your ex!

#youtube, comedy, Content Creator, CREEPERS, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, LAUGH, ONLINE, Popular, scarier, Share, social media, trending, Video, viral, watch, YIIKER, YIIKER challenge, YIIKER challenge video, YIIKER video, YiikersCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Votes:	9229
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have a YIIKER on our server! That’s right, a YIIKER! Imagine riding around on a giant YIIKER, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Pixels: Where Digits and Iran Team Up to Serve Justice with Liberty!

Accountability, activism, civil rights, Crafty, Democracy, Digits, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Justice, Liberty, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, pixels, Politics, protest, revolution, Serve, social justice, TEAM, transparency, Victims

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Digits and Iran is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of fun.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of brave Minecraft players stumbled upon Digits and Iran and were immediately transported to a world where justice reigned supreme. They fought against evil mobs, conquered treacherous dungeons, and even tamed dragons! And all the while, they were guided by the wise and powerful Digits and Iran, who always ensured that justice was served.

So, if you want to be a part of an epic quest for justice, join Digits and Iran today! Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even battling evil with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

Crafty AF: The Adventures of >Be me

8 years, Adventures, Be me, broken dreams, comfy, Crafty, dreams, Familiar, GLAD, graduated high school, gtbe, haven’t worked, high school, Job, kicked out, live on their own, Living at home, not me, parents, parents’ house, remote job, wagie job, Working

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulting!

>Build your dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage payments!

>Explore vast lands and battle mythical creatures to prove you’re not just a lazy bum living in your parents’ basement!

>Join our community of fellow procrastinators and slackers who refuse to conform to society’s standards!

>Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect, warrior, or farmer on our server?

>Don’t let the real world bring you down, join us and live your best virtual life!

Minecraft Mochi Madness: ‘Ichigo Mashimaro’ Server

Anime, charming, Chi-chan, comedy, cute, endearing, favorite character, Feel-Good, friendship, Heartwarming, ichigo, Ichigo Mashimaro, light-hearted, lovable, madness, Mashimaro, Minecraft, mochi, Nostalgia, ova, school life, Server, slice of life, SWEET, wish for more episodes, wonderful characters

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	6
Votes:	1852	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	3975

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your favorite anime! Picture this: Chi-chan is the admin, guiding you through the world with her adorable charm. But watch out for the other characters, they may challenge you to epic battles or help you build the most kawaii structures you’ve ever seen. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Pixelated Procrastinators: YouTube Twitch Streamers Edition

#youtube, 916849269, audience engagement, broadcasting, commentary, Competition, content creators, Edition, Editionprev, Entertainment, fighters, Gaming, Live streaming, Mixed Martial Arts, online video, pixelated, PROCRASTINATORS, professional athletes, sports, Streamers, twitch, ufc, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	782694
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your blocky world? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for the UFC Edition of Minecraft, where you can battle it out with other players in epic cage matches! Take on Steve in a one-on-one brawl or team up with your friends to take down a horde of Creepers in the octagon.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Ender Dragon Rumble, where players must fight the mighty dragon using only their fists! And don’t forget about our exclusive “Lava Hot Potato” mini-game, where you pass a hot potato filled with explosive power to your opponents before it blows up in their face.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before! Who knew punching blocks could be so much fun?

Atheist Aesthetics Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, Architecture, atheism, atheist, beauty, BELIEF, Christianity, comparison, contribution to sciences, culture, Diversity, FAITH, History, Islam, love for athleticism, Minecraft, perspective, philosophy, Religion, Server, spirituality, Writers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a mix of Hogwarts and Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by majestic cathedrals, towering minarets, and a giant statue of a Minecraft Steve doing a backflip. Our writers are like Shakespeare on steroids, crafting epic quests and storylines that will make your jaw drop.

And don’t even get me started on our love for athleticism. Our players are like Olympic athletes, sprinting through obstacle courses and parkour challenges that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Plus, our contribution to the sciences is unmatched – we’ve even built a working rocket ship to explore the Minecraft galaxy.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane, over-the-top Minecraft server? Come for the aesthetics, stay for the chaos.

Crafty Fails: The Server That Makes You Question Reality

1. Pointless release, 10. Buyer’s remorse, 11. Overhyped product, 12. Failed launch, 13. Dissatisfied customer, 14. Mediocre release, 15. Disillusioned buyer, 16. Unimpressive offering, 17. Money wasted, 18. Displeased consumer, 19. Subpar release, 2. Disappointing product, 20. Unfulfilling purchase., 3. Waste of time, 4. Regretful purchase, 5. Lackluster performance, 6. Unnecessary release, 7. Poor quality, 8. Frustrating experience, 9. Not worth it, Crafty, Fails, question.., Reality, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dimension Hops:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie villagers armed with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs! So why did they even bother releasing it? Because this server is where the real action is at, baby! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty LOLz MMO Server

collaboration, Communication, Community Building, community engagement, coop content, Crafty, everyone ignores you, game design, Inclusivity, lolz, MATCHMAKING.., mmo, multiplayer, online gaming, Play, player experience, player-engagement, problem solving, Server, Social Interaction, Social Skills, teamwork, teamwork skills

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Buildings Constructed:	42	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	839
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of being ignored in other MMOs? Do you feel like a lonely potato in a sea of carrots? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of being ignored by everyone you meet! But wait, there’s more! Our coop content is so exclusive, it’s like trying to get into a secret club where nobody speaks and you have to figure everything out on your own! It’s like a puzzle, but with more explosions and less logic. So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the chaos!

Qasem’s Hypersonic Missile Madness Minecraft Server

ALERT, Approaching, Crisis, danger, Defense, escalation, HOLY, hypersonic, iran, Israel, madness, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Missiles, Over.., Qasem, Qasems, SECURITY, Server, Shit, strike, Target, Tel Aviv, threat, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	220
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so fast-paced, it makes Qasem missiles look like they’re standing still. Join us for a wild ride through Tel Aviv as you dodge missiles and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, there’s even a diamond-encrusted creeper waiting to explode with riches for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our hyper-sonic Minecraft world. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken.