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Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Towns Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Anime, APPEAL, BlockyBanter, books, Character development, creativity, Decision making, Digital Media, Entertainment, Exploration, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive Fiction, Minecraft, narrative, player agency, reading, Server, Steam, storytelling, success, video games, visual novels

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old books and predictable anime? Do you crave a new kind of adventure that will blow your mind? Then join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate visual novel experience like never before!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a mysterious NPC appears and challenges you to a battle of wits. Can you outsmart them and claim the ultimate prize? Only on our server will you find such thrilling plot twists and epic quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours in this interactive visual novel Minecraft server experience.

So why settle for boring books and predictable anime when you can join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying in equal measure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

BDSM, control, Crafty, dark fantasies, degradation, Domination, Erotic, FANTASY, Female slavery, fetish, kink, ladies, Minecraft, obedience, objectification, ownership, power dynamics, role-play, Server, servitude, sexual desire, slave girl, Submission, taboo

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of being a slave girl! Join us for a truly unique and immersive experience where you can serve your fellow players in exchange for virtual diamonds and emeralds. Who needs freedom when you can have shiny virtual currency, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

MommaGone Minecraft Server

cancer therapy, Celebration of Life, Chiropractor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, denial, elder abuse, end of life care, family dynamics, Funeral, Grief, holistic therapy, hospice, love, Minecraft, Misinformation, missing, mom, MommaGone, Peace, Reporting, Server, sibling conflict

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	89147	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Our server is like no other, with insane builds that will leave you in awe. From giant pixel art to elaborate redstone contraptions, there’s always something new to discover.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over and now rule with an iron hoof. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours.

So leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Just remember, watch out for those llamas – they’re more devious than they look!

HotGolfRage

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, dehydration, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, Golf, Golfing, health, Heat, heatstroke, HotGolfRage, peer pressure, relationships, Safety, self-care, Summer, weather

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ores Mined:	7744
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the heat index is always a cool 103 degrees and the only way to survive is by building the most epic shade structures to protect yourself from the virtual sun!

Join us for a round of virtual golf where the only danger is getting too competitive and rage quitting when you miss that crucial shot. Our course may not have a restaurant or drink cart, but we do have a vending machine that dispenses diamond swords and enchanted apples for all your gaming needs.

Don’t worry about embarrassing yourself by passing out from heat stroke, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be passing out from is laughter at all the ridiculous situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down and show off your gaming skills while cruising in circles in your virtual golf cart, because on our server, the only thing hotter than the weather is the banter in the chat.

Join us now and let the virtual heat stroke jokes begin!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, cybercrime, data breach, identity theft, internet, internet privacy, internet safety, Minecraft, online bullying, online fraud, online harassment, online hate speech, online predators, online scams, online security, online stalking, online trolling, phishing scam, PixelPanic, Server, social media, worst experience

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8526
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2133	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Crops Grown:	9898	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to build a house? Or had a zombie steal all your diamonds right before you could craft that epic sword? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few surprise appearances from Herobrine himself. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

EpicCraft2025: Trump vs. Epstein

Accountability, AMERICANS, Censorship, conspiracy theories, coverage, current events, EpicCraft2025, Epstein, Epstein Trump logs, Government, INFORMATION, Journalism, mainstream media, Media, news shows, Politics, Project 2025, public opinion, reddit, Reporting, social media, transparency, trump

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old news and looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the conspiracy theories you see online? Look no further! Our server is so top secret, even the mainstream media won’t touch it! Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind Project 2025 and the Epstein Trump logs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden government secrets while building your dream pixelated castle. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now!

XiCraft: Minecraft Server

China, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic intervention, diplomatic relations, direct dialogue, East-West relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, peace talks, political leadership, russia, Server, Ukraine, world powers, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5710

so, liek, u wanna join dis EPIC minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even China’s Xi is talkin bout it! he wants all da world powers to come together and help Russia and Ukraine talk it out on dis server! can u believe dat? u can be part of dis historic moment, buildin and fightin in minecraft while world leaders watch! join now and be part of da action, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz!

OrbanCraft: No Mediators Allowed

Allowed, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic intervention, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, international relations, mediator., mediators, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbánCraft, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, ukraine war, Zelenskiy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4116	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Orban are like, fighting it out in a virtual world? It’s like, totally bonkers, dude! You gotta join this server if you wanna see some epic battles between these two world leaders. Who knew they were such pro gamers, amirite? Plus, there’s like, dragons and unicorns and stuff roaming around, so it’s like a magical warzone. Join now for a wild ride, bro!

NobleCraft Saints

Achievements, canonization, catholicism, Christian saints, Christianity, devotion, FAITH, HOLY, Honor, inspiration, Legacy, medieval history, middle ages, miracles, Nobel Prize winners, NobleCraft, recognition, religious figures, Sainthood, Saints, Spiritual leaders

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Items Found:	5298
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

lol so like, imagine if u could hang out with the saints of the middle ages in minecraft. like, they won the nobel prize back then or whatever. so join our server and u can chill with them and maybe they’ll teach u how to build a castle out of diamonds or something. also, rumor has it that if u join, u might find the holy grail hidden somewhere in the world. so like, come join us and become a medieval legend or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

CerebellarCraft: NeuronCommPatterns

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!