Processing Factory Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DisLanyardDrama

Access, adhd, aita, autism, benefit, crowds, disability lanyard, DisLanyardDrama, Empathy, extra help, hidden disability, Legality, long queues, patience, priority boarding, priority queues, special flower lanyard, taking advantage, uk, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6919	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	283	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of disabilities – even the hidden ones! Join us and get your very own special flower lanyard to represent your unique disability in the virtual world. Need a little extra help navigating through the blocky landscapes? We got you covered!

Our server is the perfect place for players with ADHD, autism, or any other hidden disabilities to feel right at home. And hey, if you don’t REALLY need it but just want to use it for priority boarding or queues, that’s cool too! We don’t judge here, we just want everyone to have a good time.

So come on over and let your special flower lanyard guide you to all the fun and excitement our server has to offer. Who knew disabilities could be so… advantageous in Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyChaosMC

chance events, CraftyChaosMC, high chance, improbable events, potential probabilities, potential risks, Probability, probable scenarios, rare incidents, rare occurrences, statistical likelihood, surprising occurrences, surprising outcomes, uncommon events, unexpected events, unexpected situations, unforeseeable incidents, unforeseen circumstances, unforeseen consequences, unlikely outcomes, unpredictable outcomes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden truth that pigs can actually fly! Yes, you heard it right, our server is home to flying pigs that soar through the skies, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. But that’s not all, our server is also inhabited by talking cows who will trade you diamonds for a good joke. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these unbelievable phenomena and join us today!

ZombieLand Minecraft Server

Analysis, Budget, burial, cemetery expansion, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Expansion, Expenses, Government, INCREASE, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Report, russia, Server, SPENDING, statistics, Ukraine, War, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296

come join our minecraft server, where we have more cemetery expansion than russia during ukraine invasion! we have so many graves, you’ll never run out of places to bury your enemies! join now for the ultimate graveyard experience and watch as our tombstones grow taller than the kremlin! who needs war when you can have a peaceful burial ground to call home? come dig with us and see why our server is the final resting place for all your minecraft dreams.

PeacefulCraftBerlin

berlin, Berlin restaurant, coexistence, Conflict, cultural exchange, Diversity, germany, Island of peace, Israeli cuisine, Israeli-Palestinian, MIDDLE EAST, multicultural, Palestinian cuisine, Peace, PeacefulCraftBerlin, Restaurant, solidarity, tolerance, Unity, vandalised, Vandalism

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8387	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

so, like, u kno dis server? it’s like da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like an island of peace, like dat restaurant in germany. but, like, instead of food, we serve up some epic minecraft adventures, bro.

u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.

but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	163	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4499	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!