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Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Daisy, Desaster, etwas ist schief gelaufen, fauxpas, fehler, Fehltritt, Irrtum, Malheur, Minecraft, Missgeschick, Oopsie, Panne, Pannenserie, Patzer, Pech, problème, Server, UNFALL, Ungeschicklichkeit, Unglück, unglückliche Situation, Verkettung von Umständen, Versehen

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

BetterThanSex, Bliss, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, deep connection, ecstasy, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, love, mental connection, Minecraft, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, smp, spiritual connection

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

BlockBucksCraft

BlockBucksCraft, career fulfillment, career satisfaction, creative endeavors, dream job, exploring interests, finding purpose, following my heart, fulfilling aspirations, living my best life, living without limits, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pursuing goals, pursuing happiness, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, ultimate freedom, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	519
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

If money wasn’t an issue, I’d be swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest. But since we can’t make that happen (yet), why not join our Minecraft server instead?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The trees are made of candy canes, the rivers flow with chocolate milk, and the sun shines with the brightness of a thousand glowstone blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg that hatches into a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal genie to grant them three wishes every day?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true – because on our server, anything is possible (except for swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest…yet).

ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server

armored vehicle, battle, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, fighting vehicle, INFANTRY, knock out, Kursk Oblast, Military, Minecraft, MODERN, News, ParatrooperPvP, paratroopers, Russian, Server, Technology, UKRAINIAN, Video, WARFARE

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got Ukrainian paratroopers knocking out modern Russian infantry fighting vehicles like it’s nobody’s business in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

aggressive behavior, Brazilian, Brazilian elections, Brazilian news, Brazilian politics, campaign chaos, candidate behavior, chair attack, ChairCraft, controversial incident, election drama, live tv, mayoral candidate, media spectacle, political aggression, Political debate, political rival, political scandal, political showdown, political violence, public altercation, SmackDown, violent confrontation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
New Chunks Explored:	793403	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1409

come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

Lava Spit & Drool Server

biology, bodily fluids, bodily functions, digestion, Drool, lava, liquid, Magma, moisture, Mouth, oral health, saliva, saliva comparison, saliva composition, saliva function, saliva production, secretion, Server, Spit, spit and drool, Tongue

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Perfectionism Procrastination Playtime

anxiety, Behavior, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, mental health, Narcissistic vulnerability, perfectionism, personality traits, Playtime, procrastination, Psychology, relationship, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, self-sabotage, social expectations, stress

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

so, like, u know how u always feel like u gotta be perfect and stuff, but then u end up just putting things off and procrastinating? well, on this server, we embrace ur imperfections and celebrate ur flaws! join us and let ur narcissistic vulnerability shine as u build the wonkiest, most chaotic creations u can imagine! procrastinate all u want, cuz here, we believe in taking ur time and enjoying the process. come be a part of our wacky community where imperfection is perfection!

✅ HorizonOfCubes start of season 4 (04.05.2024) Minecraft server

Board Games, Community, discord community, Events, high quality, HorizonOfCubes, i9 13th generation cores, leisure, minecraft server, Moderation, player interaction, Plugins, season 4, tps, Vanilla Survival, voice chat

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	488	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

HorizonOfCubes is a free server without private, purchased admin panels and other junk. A place where everyone can spend time, resting from everyday work, realizing themselves and communicating with like-minded people.

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The server is based on vanilla survival. The main idea is simplicity, accessibility and creating a good community.

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Vanilla-complementing plugins help to immerse yourself more deeply in the friendly atmosphere. Voice chat and emotions allow you to express yourself, and the server resource pack adds color and variety! All plugins are selected to complement vanilla Minecraft, preserving its vibe.

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Saturday meetings with the project administration in the format of a conversation with players; The world of art for creative people; Events and board games held by players; All types of leisure are countless, everyone will find something to their liking!

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For a comfortable game without lags, the server is divided into separate worlds, each of which is processed separately from each other by the i9 13th generation cores. This ensures stable server operation at 20 TPS, allowing several hundred players to play simultaneously!

The server is constantly monitored by moderation, ready to help the players of the project at any time. All this creates a high quality of the game.

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❗ The project was opened in 2021 and has already established itself in the eyes of thousands of players. Join our friendly community by joining our Discord. Apply and play with us!

play.HorizonOfCubes.ru

Nasty Hoops Minecraft Server

Addictive, animation, athleticism, Basketball, binge-worthy, Characters, Competition, determination, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, hand drawn, high school, hoops, love, marker backgrounds, Minecraft, Nasty, nasty players, Netflix, Passion, Plot, Server, sports anime, teamwork

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	145
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	1137	Dragon Eggs Found:	4265

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the first sports anime you’ve ever watched – totally unexpected and totally awesome! We’ve got hand-drawn marker backgrounds that will blow your mind and mild high school elements that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown, bro. Who needs plot when you’ve got this level of insanity? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Shogun’s Success Minecraft SMP: More Attractive Builds!

Actresses, asian actresses, asian representation, Asian talent, attractive, Builds, cultural diversity, Diversity, Diversity in media, entertainment industry, female leads, film, Hollywood, Media, Minecraft, movies, representation, Shogun, Shoguns, shows, smp, success, television, trending

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can mine diamonds while watching attractive Asian actresses star in our custom-made movies and shows! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are lining up to audition for a chance to be the next big star. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and join us now for a wild ride through blocky Hollywood!

OvertimeCraft

auto repair, Belittled, Communication, Expenses, financial responsibility, hard worker, house expenses, income, INSULTED, money management, Overtime, overtime hours, overtime pay, OvertimeCraft, parts technician, passive income, rainy day fund, relationship, savings, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being called greedy for working hard and making that extra cash money? Join our Minecraft server where hard work is celebrated and overtime is encouraged! Build your virtual empire and show off your work ethic to all the other players. Who needs a lunch break when you can be grinding away for that sweet, sweet virtual currency? Plus, you can save up for a rainy day in Minecraft too – you never know when a creeper might blow up your house! So come join us and show the world that being a hard worker is never a defect, even in the blocky world of Minecraft!