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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8303 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with treasure? yeah, it’s totally real. you just gotta find the magic portal hidden in the forest and boom, you’re rich, baby.
plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a giant statue of a chicken, it will come to life and protect you from all the mobs. i mean, who wouldn’t want a giant chicken bodyguard, right?
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it.