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BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	9

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	60	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Buildings Constructed:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Votes:	5003	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Emeralds Found:	5445	Players Killed by Monsters:	1863

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	755542	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	7554
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Towns Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5986	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	581327
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Emeralds Found:	412
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	7012	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Crops Grown:	1775	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?