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Page Me in Minecraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

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Astoria KitPvP

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Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

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Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

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Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old jobs like flipping burgers or sitting in a cubicle all day? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior fighting off hordes of creepers and zombies, all while building the most epic base anyone has ever seen. And the best part? You get paid in diamonds! That’s right, we reward our players with precious gems for their hard work and dedication.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city hidden somewhere on the server, filled with untold riches and powerful artifacts. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So say goodbye to boring jobs and hello to adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life!

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of awkward moments ruining your fun? Then join our Minecraft server where awkward moments are banned! That’s right, no more accidentally punching your friend while trying to give them a high five or accidentally setting fire to your house while trying to cook dinner. Our server is a safe space for all your awkward-free adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to snap a pic with our mischievous specter!

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	814503
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	362

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6316	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	120	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Potions Brewed:	145
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	155
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

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